Taking the Perfect Butt Selfie

Taking the Perfect Butt Selfie: How to the Queer Way

We have seen dick pic after dick pic being sent to us on the hookup apps. But recently, bubble butts are all the rage and there seem to be more bottoms than tops, and yet, some of you still don't know how to take a butt selfie. There are some awkward twisting, unflattering spreading, and flat ass pics out there. Stop it. There are some great ways you can take a butt selfie and we are here to help! P.S. Did you know a butt selfie is called a "belfie?" The more you know.

First of all, unless you have a REALLY good best friend, you will have to invest in a tripod for your phone or camera. They sell some perfectly useful ones on Amazon for cheap. Consider it an investment for when your butt gets so famous you join OnlyFans. Some also come with a small remote you can hide in your hand to control exactly when the camera goes off. Using a timer on your phone works, but sometimes you aren't ready.

Now, everyone has a different size ass. Some of us are blessed with natural round butts, some of us have muscle asses sculpted from the gym, and some of us have pancake rear ends without curves. Well, we know that bubble butts are en vogue nowadays so the plumper you can make it look, the more popular. We don't condone using Photoshop or being so wildly different from your pics that you will be called a catfish, but there are ways you can work with what you have and make it pretty. A surefire pose is to lie on your stomach, use your arms to prop you up, and use your hips to arch your back. No matter what size your ass is, it will come popping out and look great. Also, if you are a power bottom, this will probably be the view your top will see before entering. It will match the pictures!

Want to look like you have a smaller waist and bigger booty? Stand up, face away from the camera, cross your legs, stretch, glance behind you with a naughty grin, and squeeze! Boom! You're a pin-up! You can also try this with sitting in a chair. Turn the chair around and straddle it. Arch your back and your bum will look round and stretching will lengthen your back muscles and make your waist look tight.

If you have a nice round ass on its own, do a side shot. From side shots, you can see the perfect curve of a nice butt. Here's the trick, make sure the leg closest to the camera is totally straight. Move your other leg back, this will make your back cheek pop out and really highlight the bubble quality of your rear end.

A good exercise in taking the perfect belfie is to look at porn stars and influencers with asses that most fit yours and see what they are doing in their feed. You can get pose inspiration from them, they certainly know their angles!

If you are going to put all that effort into a good butt selfie, make sure you dress it up well. If you are doing nude, make sure you don't have any big blemishes or stray long hairs, and do a quick clean-up to make sure it looks showroom-worthy. If you are wearing garments, make sure you aren't wearing baggy, stained Hanes undies. Look cute! Get some hot underwear that fits perfectly. Add some naughty flair to it, and wear a jockstrap. Jockstraps also help lift the ass cheeks. Give your booty the perfect frame it deserves.

Unless you are auditioning for a porn shoot, no one wants to see your hole. In the first batch of photos you send, a hole pic is a bit much and could be offputting. Once the convo gets deep and heavy, and they've sent you other pics first, then maybe a hole pic is ok. But you don't have to do the full photoshoot for all of that.

Take some butt pics with face, and some without. The first pics you send out showing your naked body parts should be without your face in case someone you are talking to gets crazy and wants to share them all over the place. Once you establish some trust, you can send some with your face. Just remember, what ever gets put out there will be out there!

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