Stop Doing This During Sex! Chad Speaks

Stop Doing This During Sex! Chad Speaks

Hello, Sexy Beasts! Am I crazy or have some of you gays forgotten good old-fashioned bedroom etiquette? I know for some of you, it's just a hookup, but that doesn't mean you can be a jerk during sex. There are still some basic rules that all of us gays should implement while doing the deed. If you are doing any of the following, knock it off! Trust us, we won't be calling you back for a second sex session.

Pregame

If you are a fast cummer, do us a favor and jerk off an hour before we have sex. I call this the hookup pregame. This is a hard rule for tops. We power bottoms have to clean out, starve ourselves, and get in the right mindset to have you pound us into tomorrow. If you are cumming as you are unzipping and not even making it to the moment, we aren't going to ask you back. Also, you don't need to pound us as fast as you can and be done in three minutes. We didn't do all that work for nothing. Jerking off before our meetup can help you last longer during sex.

Being Verbally Awkward

This one happens a lot to me. I absolutely love a verbal guy. Some dirty talk can really amp up the sex, but not everyone is good at it. Many times I have gotten the giggles when a guy starts saying some really dumb phrases are calls me awkward pet names. The giggles don't make way for a hot sex session. If you aren't good at putting sexy phrases together, just grunt and say "fuck, yeah!" a lot. One of the funniest phrases said to me in a strong dom voice was, "Hey you little buddy, you feel my major dong in your bung?" Yeah, no, not sexy.

Don't Fall In Love

We have all been in the heat of the moment during a hookup and sometimes the emotions rise to the brim, but it is just lust, it isn't really love. Just because the sex is good, don't start thinking that you are in love. And don't say the "L-word" unless you have been dating and really, really mean it. I've had some obsessed guys who think we are boyfriends on the first romp. Don't get clingy, don't get jealous, and don't get possessive. If it develops into something more, so be it.

Put the Phone Down

Most of us gays are addicted to our phones, that's just part of being queer. Those Instagram likes, those TikTok reposts, and Grindr messages just won't stop! But do us a favor and just put the phone down if you are going to have sex. Messages can wait, and focus on the task at hand. It is completely rude to be checking your social media when we are waiting ass up. I can't tell you how many times I have heard the blip of Grindr as we are engaging in sex. Go out and have as much sex as you want, but when you're with me, you're focus should be on me. If you aren't that into it, just call it a day and leave.

Getting Rough

For some reason, this has been happening a lot lately. Maybe it is all our pent-up anger, maybe it is anxiety that 2025 has already brought, but some guys just start getting super rough without checking in first or paying attention to how the other guy is responding. That is totally inconsiderate and unacceptable. Some guys like it rough, we get it, but it should always be with consent and communicated about before.

It's Not A Therapy Session

We don't mind if you want to chat a bit before having sex, or want to cuddle a bit and chat after. Again, it doesn't mean we are boyfriends but some connection before and after you've exchanged bodily fluids wouldn't hurt. Here's the thing, don't tell us about your crazy ex, don't tell us about your political views, don't tell us about your mental issues, and don't tell us anything weird. Keep it casual. Getting too personal or revealing too much just for a hookup is odd and can ruin the moment.

Clean Up

When the sex is over, make sure everyone has the chance to clean up. Help your fellow bedmate with toweling him off and making sure everything is clean. Even if it is just casual sex, we don't like to be just left there, thrown off like a rag doll. Have some manners and make sure everyone is taken care of post-sex.

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