Hottie Cristiano Ronaldo In Wet Undies and a Harness??? Yes, please!

December 29, 2024
ALEXANDER

Hottie Cristiano Ronaldo In Wet Undies and a Harness??? Yes, please!

In terms of glow ups, hottie soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo is the Kim Kardashian of sports. He's always been cute, but he's had some celeb work done to make him the hottie he is today, and we are grateful! This goes along with the idea that we are all hot...if we can afford it.

That being said, we love looking at him. AND, he doesn't mind showing off every now and then, setting social media on fire.

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Well, over the holidays, he gave us a LOT to see. Was this Ronaldo's Christmas present to all of us? He decided to strip down to his undies in the freezing cold to take a plunge.

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We just need to know, does he have an opening for a cameraman on his team? Whoever was holding the phone must have gotten an eyeful as they filmed Cristiano jumping into the cold water and emerging in nothing but wet undies. Could we get any more lucky? Maybe only if the undies had been blown off by some surprise tornado.

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Then, hot off the heels of his deep dive in underwear, Cristiano showed up at the Globe Soccer Awards in Dubai in a harness! Now before your gay minds start getting excited, the harness was part of this suit, designed by Givenchy. The unique design featured two slit pockets, and a harness that looped around the back of the neck, with a U-Lock on the harness. So, he's into fancy kink play? One can only hope.

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Cristiano received two awards at the ceremony - the Best Middle Eastern Player and the Top Goalscorer of All Time. The media took special note of the Rolex watch he was wearing, valued at around $425,000, one of the most expensive male watches around.

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Cristiano remains one of the top-paid athletes of his time, due to a record-breaking contract and tons of high-paying sponsorship deals. This year, he earned over $260 million - $200 million from his soccer contract and $60 million from his endorsements and sponsorship. His agent must be working overtime! Is he worth the hype? Can we start a GoFundMe to convince him to do some male-to-male action?

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Cristiano is also a social media god. This year, he surpassed 1 billion followers on all of his platforms - YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, X, and two Chinese sites Weibo and Kuaishou. Granted, many of these followers are crossovers from platform to platform, but still. He is the first person to reach that figure.

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At 39, is he the most influential pop culture personality?

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All that fame for playing with balls. We gays do it for free!

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It is surprising Cristiano hasn't done more crossover into movies and such, but when he's making so much money already, where's the need? Mr. Man did capture some of his underwear-wearing moments on-screen for an Armani jeans ad. Drool!