Grindr Fails: STDs, Cops, and Scams!

December 28, 2024
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails: STDs, Cops, and Scams!

Aw, Lawdy! We gays just keep on getting crazier and crazier! Is it the holidays? Is it the New Year? Some of y'all are acting more than crazy on Grindr...and we have the receipts! These messages make us laugh and keep us logging on for more! We are so busy laughing at some of these messages that we forget to hook up! LOL. Keep them coming!

When the D is that good and you change your Grindr mind in a heartbeat! Now we want to know what's on that Twitter!

We all have cop fantasies. We hope he brings his handcuffs! Excuse us, we gotta go commit a crime real fast.

Next, this Grindr guy is going to tell us he's a Nigerian prince who wants to send us a lot of money. Excuse us, we gotta go grab our bank info real quick.

Where do we start with this next one? Is revenge the best medicine? Can you imagine if these Grindr guys end up in a relationship? What would that holiday dinner look like? LOL.

This next one could be a message between Samantha and Carrie on Sex and the City. We love it.

Um, what's halfway gay sex? Is that a side? We love it when the "straights" infiltrate our Grindr. No homo, bro! Does leaving the "g" off of rimming make it straight? LOL.

We all need a little sugar in our relationship. Let's go find a rich husband on Grindr! Hey, at least he can talk us out of our crimes in front of the judge. Sexy! We want to get into his briefs.

Ohhhh, this guy's got a sense of humor. We love that. Sometimes a good personality can be better than a big dick. Ha, just kidding. Can you imagine the shock when you think a top is coming over but it's just a big power bottom?

Ummmm, we have so many issues with this next one. Some gays get into putting on a show...but for the Grams? We would have to pass. Grandma got run over by a big dick! Is that how the holiday song goes?