Having Sex At Your Parent’s House Over the Holidays

Having Sex At Your Parent's House Over the Holidays

Some of us gays are going homo, we mean home for the holidays. We enjoy Christmas dinner, family time, and seeing old friends from our hometown. But, we still have needs and whether we bring a significant other with us or we find a hookup, we need to get it on. Some of us get a thrill having sex in our old bed or in the family den on the foldout. Well, there is a proper way to go about having sex at your parent's house. Here are our tips.

 

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Silent Night

If you aren't worried about TSA going through your stuff, pack a ball gag and some kinky stuff. Some of us love spiced egg nog, so why not spice up your sex time and make it different and special with your partner? Make a game of staying as quiet as you can be. Try putting some game into your foreplay. The first person to grunt, moan, or make any time of sound that can be heard has to bottom. Or something like that. However, incorporating a gag also helps keep Silent Night silent. There is a thrill in doing something a little taboo and being a little naughty when you aren't supposed to. That being said, you never know what your parents are up to, they could be doing the same thing!

Movie Time

A big part of family gatherings is movie time. This usually happens after a big meal and most family members will either be engrossed in the movie or fall asleep while watching. Suggest a LOUD movie. And yes, Die Hard is a Christmas film. Turn the volume up, and make sure everyone has their drink and popcorn. Start yawning, make sure your sex partner does as well. Then halfway in, tell everyone you are done for the night and slip away and fornicate till the reindeer come home. Your family will be too engrossed in the movie or passed out to hear your occasional grunt.

 

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Cover Up

You can also cover up your sex noises with a loud fan, white noise, or by putting on the TV. Point the speaker/direction of sound at the door and fuck away with the cover of some noise. If you are watching TV or a movie, have fun with it and coordinate your big thrusts with loud parts of whatever you are watching. You can also put some clothing or bedsheets at the crack of the door to offer a makeshift soundproof barrier. Also, don't forget to move the bed away from the wall so the headboard/bed springs won't smack against the wall, that is the biggest telltale that you are pounding your partner into the New Year. You can also try having sex on the floor instead of the bed, it might not be the most comfortable but the floor will soak up the sound and you won't be knocking anything against the wall.

Get Cruisy

Who says you have to have sex in your bedroom? If your family has a big yard, sneak out and try the bushes or a corner that isn't seen from the house. Does your hometown have a big park? Warehouse parking lots? Empty fields? Be aware of your surroundings and take precautions, but outdoor sex is really hot.

 

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Explore

If you and your partner are looking for a third and can't host, get on the hookup apps. You will find many guys who get horny over the holidays and hopefully, some of them can host. The more, the merrier! The great thing about having a threesome while you are traveling is that you don't have to run into them afterward. Wham, bam, thank you, Sam!

Having sex at your parent's house can be a bit tricky, but we gays are always resilient and will always find a way to get the deed done.

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