Ho Ho Woah! Chad Michael Murray Strips For Christmas

December 2, 2024
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Ho Ho Woah! Chad Michael Murray Strips For Christmas

What better way to welcome the holiday month than with hot guys stripping? Some of us gays had to watch the Macy's Day Parade with our families, and some of us gays watched Netflix's answer to Hallmark's holiday movies with The Merry Gentlemen. Basically put, The Merry Gentlemen is about a small-town gal who wants to save her parent's bar from closing so she puts on a male strip show. Take our dollar bills, girl! The movie stars past heartthrob Chad Michael Murray who has matured into some fine muscle. Nothing says the holidays like getting a hard-on while watching TV. Of course, Mr. Man was there to capture it, and, of course, we are sharing it with you because we want your holidays to start off strong!

Before we deep dive into Chad Michael Murray (and why do we feel the need to say all three names but we do), there's another chest in town. Did someone say muscle under the mistletoe?

And it isn't long before all the guys take off their shirts. Remember Maxwell Caulfield from Grease 2? Did someone say Daddie?

How does Chad Michael Murray measure up? Well, he's kept his body in perfect shape and after Thanksgiving Dinner, we are a bit jealous. Check out those abs!

And by the end of the movie, it isn't long before all the guys take off their clothes and strip in a holiday-themed Magic Mike spinoff. We have a few notes on their dance moves, but not many.

Netflix is selling this as a family movie, but we advise watching it on your own. This is definitely Kleenex-worthy. We hope that Hallmark is watching and amps up their male sexiness factor.

Can we talk again about how well Chad Michael Murray has aged? Look at that lean torso! We would lick his candy cane in a minute.

Chad has no qualms with lowering his jeans and showing us his perky bubble butt. Granted, he's not Channing Tatum level but he's a hard second.

Ok, so maybe you don't need to watch the full film to enjoy it since we've brought the best parts here. Yes, it is a cheezy movie but we are aDICKted. These bodies make us want to put the egg nog down and do some crunches.

In honor of Chad Michael Murray's big comeback, let's look at some of his past skintastic moments. Remember when he just stripped down and showed us his butt?

Chad is also coming back to the Freaky Friday franchise with original stars Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. Sad to say, we don't think there are any stripper scenes.