Grindr Fails:
It's almost Thanksgiving! What do we love more than leftovers from Turkey Day? The fresh meat that pops up on Grindr with all the guys visiting family and traveling for the holidays. Didn't know your neighbor has a hot son at college? Well, after he pops up on Grindr you do! Better wash the sheets and get some fresh towels ready, most of these traveling guys can't host because they are staying with family. With more Grindr guys comes more Grindr Fails! We just love these crazy messages that get sent to us. Here's this week's edition of LOLs!
The more the merrier! LOL. That awkward moment when you find out your intended Grindr guy is still living with his parents.
Awww, this next one is sweet. That's a great pickup line! But look again, notice how far they are. Does that make it creepy? We won't drive more than 10 miles to a hookup, no matter how big the D is.
This next one is...WTF? There's being poetic and then there's this. We love the quick "NVM" response. LOL.
Don't shame us for being hungry! Maybe he eats ass the same way he eats a sandwich! One can only hope!
What can two bottoms do in the bedroom? They have to get crafty! Did someone say a Grindr-inspired beauty day? Free nail and eyebrow service sounds pretty good to us!
This next Grindr Fail drives us crazy. He's either certifiably crazy, tipsy, or extremely forgetful. It's the final "Hi" that gets us. Dude, get real.
These next ones are inspired by the Wicked movie coming out this week. Some of you horny musical theater nerds are cray cray!
Yes, this movie has had a major marketing campaign. We can't look anywhere without seeing some promo. Even Grindr?
We love roleplay and guys with hot puns. But should we really be bringing in little Toto into all of this?
Are you a Grindr Glinda or an Elphaba? Is Glinda a bottom? Is Elphaba a power top? We can only imagine what the gay porn parody would look like.
We love it when musical theater gays find each other, that's true love! But do two bottoms make a right? In bed, does their lovemaking defy gravity?
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