The Art of the Self Suck

November 9, 2024
ALEXANDER

The Art of the Self Suck

We've all seen the hotter-than-hot porn videos of guys sucking their own dick. Have you ever fantasized about doing a self suck? Even though the studs in the videos make it look easy, for those of us who have tried, it is anything but easy. But for those of us into self pleasure, being able to suck your own dick is taking jerking off up a notch. The art of the self suck is called autofellatio, if you want to get technical about it. Let's unzip and dive in, shall we?

First of all, being able to self suck is not physically possible for everyone. You have to have a flexible spine and neck, and being slim and having a big dick definitely helps. For those us carrying some extra weight in the middle, being able to bend over and self suck just isn't feasible. This is also going to take endurance and patience, you won't be able to suck your own dick on day one.

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Start off by doing yoga. This will help with the concentration, flexibility, and endurance that is needed to master the art of the self suck. You are going to need to contort your body, it isn't just about bending over. And, sorry to say, American sexologist Alfred Kinsey determined that only about three men out of 1,000 will be able to self suck. Boo! Also, if you don't do it right or take your time to learn, you can injure your spine or neck. Ouch! The minute you feel any pain or discomfort is the minute you should stop what you are doing. Practicing yoga movements like downward dog, the cobra, and the plow are instrumental in training your body in the right positions and flexibility needed to autofellate.

If your penis is not above average in length (5 to 6 inches), experts suggest you use a penis pump to get your dick bigger so it can get closer to your mouth. If you have a spare tire, you are going to have to diet to lose that if your head is going to be able to reach your head. Get it? LOL. Doing ab exercises will also help in being able to contort your body for a full self suck.

For starters, lie on a bed or on the floor perpendicular to the wall or headboard. Lift up your pelvis, using your hands as support, and plant your feet on the wall. Slowly walk your feet down, bringing your bottom half closer to your mouth. Again, take your time and listen to your body. If you start to ache or feel pain, stop and try again later. This might take many attempts before you can even reach your dick with your lips.

You can also try a seated position. Sit on the edge of the bed with your legs dangling over. Cup your arms behind your knees, cradling your bottom half. Use that cradle to pull your top half down to your bottom half, bending your neck down to self suck.

Since this might take some time, your dick may get flaccid. Have some hot porn playing in the background that you can glance at in moments of getting soft. Using a cock ring also helps. Have a hot boyfriend? Get him to help you in the process, it is great to have someone standing by the first few times in case you get stuck or need a helping hand.

Once you finally get your lips on your dick and can suck away, experts suggest you don't swallow on the first few tries because it can be overwhelming while you are in an odd position. You don't want to gag or even worse, choke.