This Body Part Correlates To A Man's Penis Size
We've all been astounded when a gay guy tells us he wears a size 13 shoe, thinking it directly correlates to the size of his penis. Well, for those of us who have been wildly disappointed, this is not always the case. Imagine getting into the room of a hot basketball player with huge feet just to find out he's packing a gherkin. It happens. Then there's the myth that if a guy has big hands, he has a big dick. Once again, a myth. We've dated guys who can crack walnuts with their big hands but can't fill our hole. Also, the myth that tall guys are hung...not true. We've had giants in our bedroom who can barely put in the tip. Sigh. But there's new evidence that correlates a guy's body part with the size of his penis. Are you ready?
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There was a medical study that took place in Japan that measured a man's penis and all his other body parts to see what, pardon the pun, measured up. It wasn't the foot size, it wasn't the hand size...it was the nose size. Nose length is directly correlated to the length of the penis. This gives a whole new insight into the life of Pinocchio. Very popular, indeed. The length of our nose and the length of our dick is all genetics and nothing we can really control without cosmetic surgery.
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There's good news for future generations. Over time, due to evolution, the average penis size has increased and is very likely to keep increasing. We wish we could time travel to see gay porn in a hundred years and see all the big dicks flopping around.
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How do you measure up? Right now the global average penis size is 5.1 to 5.3 inches. Far from the glorified 8 inches we see on OnlyFans. The true fact is, we can all dream about a big dick but in reality, taking one is a lot (again, pardon the pun) harder than it seems. Even many power bottoms enjoy the size of an average penis. It is easier to work with and enjoy rather than having to prepare for complete annihilation.
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