Gay Memes of the Week: Halloween Edition!

Gay Memes of the Week: Halloween Edition!

It's officially here...Gay Christmas, or what the straights call Halloween. While we are gathering our slutty Halloween costumes for tonight, we have scrolled through social media to bring you the gay LOLs for today's spooky holiday. This week it's pumpkins and studs and ghouls and gays for your moment of smiling, curated by @TheHeartlessGay. Enjoy!

How many of us are judging others' Halloween costumes while we are sitting in our underwear and harness with a pair of cat ears on our head and calling it a costume? Gurlllll!

Ok, we admit it. We buy a ton of candy, supposedly in the name of serving it to Trick or Treaters, just to end up eating it in our closet so no one can see. We wish our pants were busting for other reasons.

Brat Girl Summer is over, it is officially Slut Gay Halloween season! How many of us will have our pumpkins pushed in tonight? We are putting the trick in our treat.

How many of us gays will be calling in sick tomorrow after eating too much "candy?" It gets harder the more we get older. That doesn't stop us from getting lit!

Nothing says popular like opening your Grindr in a city you are visiting. Did someone say fresh meat? It is always double the activity if you are a top...where did all the tops go?

We feel targeted with this next meme but, yes, Halloween is the ultimate excuse to wear our fetish gear in public and get some action. Happy Halloweenie!

Ok, we've never heard of a sperm ghost, but it makes sense. Is there a ghost hunting show just for that? We wouldn't mind a visit from a sexy ghost. Actually, a sperm ghost is a pretty good idea for a last minute costume. Booooooo!!!

That's what we do! Munch butts and celebrate the spooky season. It's our mission to inform the straights.

Now that Ozempic is easier to get, there are a lot of bottoms out there this Halloween who don't even need to dress up. They still got that booty shake though!

Yes, we know, we just throw better parties than straight people. Plus, at a gay Halloween party, you never know what's going to happen. Fun party games or an orgy? It's a toss up.

What are some of your favorite Halloween memes?

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