Grindr Fails: Fakes, Family Love, & DL Military

Grindr Fails: Fakes, Brothers, & DL Military

What's spookier than Halloween decorations or horror films? Some of y'all out there on Grindr. LOL. Each week we are amazed at the amount of crazy messages that are being sent from gay to gay all in the hopes of hooking up. Some of you need to up your game, and some of you need to decrease your weirdo level. Actually, scratch that, keep the weirdo energy coming, we love looking at these and find comfort that we aren't the only ones dealing with crazies out there!

Um, we know not everyone is tech-savvy on Grindr, especially our older gays. But this is just ridiculous. Someone teach this gay how to crop a pic. Also, that's who you choose out of all the guys you could be? Um, ok, boomer.

Grindr stats can be weird. But this is hilarious. Girl, thanks for the data, here's what we are processing with. LOL.

Ok, we know there are plenty of videos out there with brotherly fantasies. But in reality, it's a bit creepy, no? But don't worry, they aren't really related. Or do they need access to a dictionary rather than a dick?

There should be no kink-shaming on Grindr. I mean, it literally is like a menu when ordering your sex. Some guys like some man scent, and some guys can't stand an egomaniac who has singlehandedly ruined a social media platform.

There are SO many red flags here. First of all, no face. Ok. Secondly, DL Military? That means he doesn't want to cuddle or make you breakfast. Thirdly, his boyfriend is Jesus. We aren't so sure about a threesome with the chosen one. Fourthly, Tommy Hilfiger underwear? Did they have a sale at Ross? Although to be honest, DL military guys with awful underwear are sometimes the best tops around. Hmmm, on second thought...

Some of you Grindr guys are flat-out comedians. We might have made a JurASSic park joke, but this guy did it right. We at least know he has a big...personality.

Ohhhh, we got a sassy gay! Nothing worse than having a deadbeat in the bedroom. Is that a super power? We called our last boyfriend plank because he just laid there.

Alrighty, gays, go forth on Grindr and get it on. Just tell us all about it.

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