All About Gay Sex: The Tricky Things That Can Happen Pt 1

All About Gay Sex: The Tricky Things That Can Happen Pt 1

'Tis the season of trick or treat and we all know gay sex in reality is far from the perfect scenarios we see in porn. So yes, we can get our treats, but today we wanted to address some of the tricky things that can and do happen during a hot hookup session. Some of the things are funny, some of them can be annoying, and some of them can be surprising. Between bodily functions, kinks, and catfishes, a fuck session can run the spectrum from awkward to amazing. Let's address some of the tricky stuff.

 

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When you get pubes in your mouth and in your teeth while giving a blowjob. Hey, it happens, and there's no glamorous way to take it out without using your fingers. It can be annoying cause you can feel it sticking it your lips like a toothpick sticking out. You don't want to make it obvious, but for heaven's sake, just take your fingers and fish it out. Otherwise, it will be on your mind the entire time and you'll do a bad job giving oral before amazing sex. LOL.

Cumming too fast. Nothing puts an end to gay sex like immediately cumming when you unzip your pants and he touches you. Again, it happens, so instead of being embarrassed and stuttering an excuse and running out of the room in a dramatic fashion, just tell him how much he turned you on and keep at it till you feel hard again. Put the focus on him until your dick stands back at attention. Usually, a really hot foreplay and making-out sensation by itself can bring you to the brink. If you tend to cum fast, jerk off an hour before your date, that will prolong it.

 

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You've been catfished. If we were to place our bets on a hookup actually looking like their pic from Grindr, we'd bet against it. We all post pics that are from our best angles, our best weight, our best filter. Very rarely will you get what you think you are going to get. And face it, you've done it too. And there is a very rare chance that someone looks better in person than in their photos. That's part of hooking up from an app, you just never know. You have a choice. Close your eyes and enjoy the sex, or very politely tell them it's not a good fit. No need to be rude, just be honest. No harm, no foul.

Also, from hookups, there are times when someone comes over and they look hot, but their personality is just off. Or they've been drinking, or doing other recreational activities. If you've invited someone into your space, you don't need that weird energy. Sometimes guys just want to sit and talk forever, sometimes they are just plain weird. If you get any heebie-jeebies from your hookup guy, get them out. Weird energy and a gut feeling often indicate it isn't going to go down the way you thought it was going to. On the other hand, some of the weird guys we've been with have been the best sex.

The ol' gay sex slip and slide. Sometimes he's just now that endowed, sometimes your hole is just too loose. For whatever reason, there have been those times when the top just keeps flopping out. It can get very annoying. Just at that moment you are feeling the right sensation and getting into that rhythm, you have to stop and reenter and start all over again. No matter how bad we want it, sometimes the dick and the hole are just not a match. You can try different positions or you can try different rhythms to make it easier for that dick to stay put. Otherwise, call it a day and suck each other off and go about your business. This can also happen if the bottom is too tight, or the top is too big. Not all puzzle pieces connect, no matter how pretty the final picture is. Don't force it, and don't put yourself through awkward sex for the sake of an orgasm. Again, no need to be rude, just offer to try something else to get off.

 

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Getting messy. You are having anal sex, we know what happens in the anus. Even if you've cleaned out, messes can still happen and it is all part of a natural body function. We can all make jokes and we can all pretend to be disgusted by it, but that's just part of the gay sex experience. If you are the top and notice, or you are the bottom and feel something squishy, stop the action right away and rectify the situation. No need to make a big deal out of it, and it doesn't have to ruin the experience. Clean up the best you can and try again. Make the other person feel at ease by making light of it. Even Henry Cavill gets stains on his undies.

Eye contact. This one is very tricky because it is different for each person. Some guys LOVE eye contact, even with a random hookup. It builds intimacy and a bond. Some guys love staring at their oral tops while blowing them. Some tops want to gaze into their bottom's eyes while pounding him. It can be intense, like very intense. Some prefer light to no eye contact to be in the moment and not distracted by someone staring at them. It's all a preference, but it can be a little odd when one keeps avoiding contact with the other. Sometimes we get the giggles when someone starts staring at us like a science project. Don't get self-conscious, they are just trying to make contact on a different level other than just fucking.

 

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Alright, those are our tricky parts of gay sex part 1. We will be back with more things that can go amiss in the bedroom. What are some of yours? Let us know!

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