Sniffies Slut Fashion Is Here!
We know that we love using Sniffies for a hot, quick hookup, but Sniffies as fashion? YAASSS!! Not only can you be a slut online, but you can also wear your slutiness as fashion! Did we coin the phrase "slut fashion?" We think we did. Fasten your seatbelts as we say goodbye to the short shorts and tank tops of summer. It is officially gray sweatpants season, but Sniffies has upped the game to give us some Fall fuckboy fashion.
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First of all, we get a wrestling singlet. Whether you are an athlete or not, every gay needs one of these. It clings to the body to show off that butt and package and it also fulfills our college sex fantasies. Sniffies suggest we wear this to the gym. HOT.
The rest of their fall line seems collegiate-related. With tracksuits and college-style t-shirts, they want us to show off our slut power in down-to-earth pieces. If having a sports-related t-shirt that says Bukkake Dept is down-to-earth, lol.
Don't want to have to do your hair or worried about that bald spot? No worries, Sniffies has your back with their line of hats. Literally, not mixing words, these caps show off exactly what you are looking for. They are also the perfect gift for that slut in your life that has everything. Cumpdump, anyone?
For those power blowjob givers out there, they have the perfect hat for cruising. Get on your knees and get to work!
For those of us sluts who like a sleeker fashion, Sniffies tracksuits show off that you are looking for play, but that you also know how to slay. We also love how a bulge looks under the shiny nylon of a tight tracksuit pant. Get out your wallet, though, these outfits are a bit pricey.
For those who are into simpler styles. Their subtle t-shirts also send a slutty message while fitting well. Imagine showing up to gay brunch in one of these? Also, crop tops are back in style. Better start those ab crunches!
We do love the sports theme. Can you imagine a football team sponsored by Sniffies? That's a locker room we'd love to be in.
And part of their slut fashion line are of course undies and jockstraps. Seeing a jockstrap with the Sniffies logo just makes us instantly hard. If we saw this at the club, the gym, or in the park, we'd know what this slut is looking for.
No slut shaming here, let your freak flag fly with these awesome fashion statements. Go gay!
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