Grindr Fails: Discrete Dudes, Twunks, and Sub Bottoms

Grindr Fails: Discrete Dudes, Twunks, and Sub Bottoms

Dating is hard. Gay dating is even harder cause some of y'all are crazy out there. LOL. We love Grindr Fails and each week you don't disappoint by sending us tons to choose from. Why is it that for every hot guy on Grindr, there are five more crazies? Sigh. Anywhooo, here are some of our favorite LOLs from the week. Go out and Grind!

We don't like to be ageist, but there is a certain age where you transition from twink to beyond. It seems the age limit gets lower and lower before you are considered past your twink prime. What is the age range for being a twunk?

The more the merrier, especially on Grindr! But how many guys are too many guys? At one point there are just too many holes to choose from. But we would accept the challenge!

Hot guys come in all shapes and sizes. We know there are those Grindr queens who can't wait to body shame someone else to make themselves feel better. To them, we say, BOO!

We are in a hot political time now, everyone has an opinion. There's a lot to consider with this year's election. We love a good gay who can mix their love of politics and sex together. This one made us laugh. It's funny because it rings true. Can you imagine Trump on Grindr? The best in the world!!!

Um, we don't even know where to start with this next one. There's discreet and then there's this level of discreet. Jesus!

How do you tell someone you're a bottom without telling someone you're a bottom? We need evidence! Gotta love Grindr.

Sometimes we waste our time on Grindr when we really just want a snack.

 

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Want to hookup? Sure, just board a plane and travel thousands of miles. Geesh.

 

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Um, thank you? WTF is this Grindr message? Nothing says let's hookup like talking about moms.

 

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Ho ho ho!

 

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