Hey Tops! Bottoms Have to Do All the Work

Hey Tops! Bottoms Have to Do All the Work

Hey, Sexy Bitches! Chad here. Y'all love my sex tips and this time I'm just telling you power tops, honor thy bottom. I have no issue being the power verse that I am, and, at times being an amazing power bottom. But lately, it seems you tops just take it for granted. So I'm here today to tell you why you should put your bottom on a pedestal.

Squats

Girl, we need to work out! With terms like bubble butt and male peaches and man cake, you want your bottom round and perky. That means we have to do squats. Like, a lot of them. Since our butt is the star of the show, we know that's all your looking at. So we bottoms have to put extra time in on leg day.

Playing the Part

We all laugh at terms like feminine top but the truth is, you expect your bottoms to be a bit submissive. Some of us power bottoms like to work on cars, some of us like to wear flannel, some of us like to watch football. But sometimes it's threatening to you if we show any power in the bedroom. Girl, let us be us. It takes more of a man to take some dick cause sometimes it hurts!

Sometimes We Top

Oh, yes, we love your big cock. But sometimes we also top. Get over it. You're going to have to do your part sometimes and turn around. Your power bottom can also be a power verse and a great top. Turn around and find out, cause sometimes we need to bust our load first.

Dime A Dozen 

Yes, it seems like the apps are just full of bottoms and tops are (pardon the pun) hard to come by. It seems like everyone is a bottom now. That doesn't mean you can just treat us like cheap meat. Yes, there may be a lot of bottoms out there but good bottoms are a gift. Appreciate the effort we put in and appreciate the motion of our ocean.

We Cum Too

So glad you got to blow your wad in our ass. Guess what? We haven't cum yet. Yes, bottoms do need to cum too. If you are the blow-and-go kind of guy, get out. You should tend to our needs since we put in most of the effort. We like a good orgasm just like everyone else, and you should help out with that.

Blow Us

This goes along with the we cum too bit. Blowjobs feel great, you know that. So why wouldn't we want one too? Just cause we are the bottoms? Get on your knees and get us excited to take your dick.

Bottom Diet

Ha ha, the joke is we can't eat Chipotle on date night. That is 100% true. We have to be mindful of what we eat because you expect bottoms to be as clean as a whistle. So take us out to dinner after, not before. What a gent!

Take Your Time

Yes, all the porn and all the gay sex scenes in movies tell us how fast you can start pounding. Um, our holes need time to open. We also like some gentleness before you start pounding. So take your time and make sure we are on the same timeline of opening up. Sometimes it takes a bit to get us comfortable riding your dick.

Rolling Eyes

We can't stop counting the times we bottoms get eye rolls when we tell our tops that we need a minute to clean up. Um, we have to worry about being clean, you don't. So if we need to take some time in the bathroom, so be it. Unless you want a big mess.

These were just a few points of view that I had to get off my chest on behalf of all my bottoms, stay tuned for more!

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