Grindr Fails: Poets, Dummies, & Demanding Bottoms

Grindr Fails: Poets, Dummies, Family Matters, and Demanding Bottoms

There's never a shortage of Grindr Fails, y'all are crazy out there in the dating world. What makes for an awkward conversation for most, is comedy fodder for us. It just is good to know there are other crazies out there in the gay world and it's not just us that gets the most insane messages from randos. We have to be a little honest here, sometimes we keep the conversation going with a loony just because it tickles us to see how far someone will go. Anywayyyy, here are some new ones to keep you chuckling.

Ok, this first Grindr Fail is a doozy. It should be a simple answer to a simple question. Instead, this person goes off on some tangent that is poetic, but super creepy. We like the other guy's response. LOL. Not worth more than three letters, we'll pass!

Just because it has been a long time, doesn't make us a bad person Sometimes we are busy! Although we have also had our fair share of guys that are super hot on paper, but awkward in person.

We aren't sure this is part of Grindr Fails, we appreciate it when someone is upfront and honest. You know what they say, hung, dumb, and full of cum! We've never met such an honest Brit to be honest.

Awww, we love a nice religious gay. We also love it when they can be witty. Nothing says prayer like getting on your knees!

This next Grindr Fail reads like a short horror film. Sometimes it is flattering to be noticed, sometimes it is just creepster level. Run, Forrest, run!

We don't like to be ageist, but there is such a thing as too old. And P.S., is this guy Indiana Jones? Like, at his current age, almost dead?

Yeah, sometimes we haphazardly log on to Grindr just to pass the time while we are on our 6th hour of Netflix. Sometimes just leave us alone with our TV and snacks, we are just window shopping.

This next one is all kinds of crazy. Say what, now? Can you imagine that awkward Thanksgiving dinner? And still this guy wants more? Damn, how many guys does one need?

We wonder if this next Grindr Fail would hold up in court. I mean, the bottom isn't wrong here.

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Check out all of our past Grindr fails to warm your hearts.