Ask Chad Love and Dating: Size Matters, Best Besties, & OnlyFans

Ask Chad Love and Dating: Size Matters, Best Besties, & OnlyFans

Hey Sexy Bitches! As summer continues things are certainly heating up! I love seeing short shorts on a guy with thick thighs and a big booty, this summer is fulfilling all of those fantasies. Your guy Chad has been pretty busy with hookups. Wondering if it’s time to settle down and find a man to call my own, or just finish this summer of fun? Maybe I need some dating advice! LOL.

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Dear Chad,

I’ve been seeing this guy for going on a month now. He’s fantastic. Very sexy, kind, authentic, and overall dreamboat of a man. There is one thing though: we have yet to have sex. He is not one for abstinence or monogamy or any of that garbage, but he simply likes sex after making strong connections. Kinky, right? And I’m all about it. There is one thing that keeps me up at night though - not knowing what that dick is like. What if I invest all of this time only to find out he has a baby carrot between those juicy thighs he’s rocking?

Size Matters

Dear Size Matters,

It is true that strong connections make for hot sex. That being said, I’ve had hot sex with a stranger on the dance floor too. It sounds like he’s fulfilling all of your other romantic needs, but sex is sex and sex is important in a relationship. A month??? Gurl, is he planning on joining the priesthood? A month is long enough to wait, if you don’t have a strong connection after a month then what are you doing? Tell him it’s time and that you are ready. If he is hesitating to have sex, then maybe there is an issue with his plumbing. That being said, you can still have great sex with someone who isn’t that well endowed. Is it disappointing? Yes. But it isn’t the end of the world. If that’s a deal breaker for you then it is best to figure it out now before you commit. A month??? Yeah, it is time. Communicate with him and plan your first fuck night. Make it hot, and if he is hung give him my number.

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Hey Chad,

My bestie is notorious for picking the worst boyfriends. Somehow, he is a magnet for every jerk out there. He doesn’t listen to my opinion and he finds out later that the red flags he ignored are big issues. He just broke up with an awful guy and he’s already dating another jerk. I know what’s going to happen, but he just doesn’t seem to get it. What can I do?

Best Bestie

Dear Best Bestie,

Gurrlll…I feel like your bestie, lol. I’ve had the horrible reputation for dating jerks. They are good in bed! No lies found. Unfortunately, you can’t really tell someone who to date, even if they are your bestie. In his own time, he will figure things out, or not, but you can’t really change someone’s mind. If you see the red flags, you can communicate that to your bestie and hopefully, he can see what’s happening. To protect yourself, you might have to remove yourself from the situation and call a little downtime while your bestie works through a bad relationship. Without a doubt, when things end up bad he will call you and need some bestie time. It’s up to you to figure out if you are willing to go through that cycle time and time again.

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Dear Chad,

My friend started an OnlyFans and I can’t stop looking at his content and jerking off. He isn’t into me at all other than friendship. I am not in love with him, but he is hot and his content is hot. I feel bad jerking off to him and then hanging out with him like it didn’t happen. He says his content is out there for all to see. Should I stop watching his stuff?

OnlyFanned

Dear OnlyFanned,

Girl, you need to be careful! What can start out as a light fantasy can turn into a big crush on someone who isn’t going to reciprocate. While there is nothing wrong with jerking off to hot guys, he is your friend and it sounds like you might have some other desires where your friendship is concerned.  There are so many other content creators out there, you don’t need to focus on your friend. Get over it and subscribe to someone else. You have a friendship, and that is all it is going to be. Enjoy that. Jerk off to me instead. LOL!

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