Razzie Award Winners Have Really Hot Nudes From Really Bad Movies
Call them guilty pleasures, but sometimes movies are so bad you can't help but love them. Or at least find something endearing and likable about them! And sometimes that something is a hot flash of buns or weiners. Okay, to be honest, several of the movies on this list of Razzie Award nominees and winners are movies I've actually enjoyed watching, critics be damned! But good, bad, or indifferent, you can't help but appreciate what some of the men put out to make these films memorable, if not great. (Full disclosure, Movie 43 is friggin' hilarious and I'll die on that hill!) Mr. Man collected a whole slew of Razzie winners showing off some flesh, and Hank's Public Privates has just a few to share with you.
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Bruce Willis in Color of Night (1994)
The best thing about this murder mystery is Bruce Willis moonlighting as a psychoanalyst while some psycho tries to analyze his mini-Bruce. Oh wait, did I just give things away? Eh, no matter. I actually rather liked this flick that had allusions to movies like Psycho and Sleepaway Camp. And if you know those flicks, I just gave away even more of the ending! But again, it's this pool scene that had tongues wagging and all of us salivating for his mouth organ. (Cuz he played harmonica for a while! Get it?)
Kyle MacLachlan in Showgirls (1995)
Yes, it's become one of the most popular films to hate in the last few decades, but you know damn well, you love every ridiculous, poorly written, and acted frame of this potboiler Vegasgazem chaos opera. You've seen it several times, you've quoted it, and you've cackled with friends as it played on repeat. But do you remember MacLachlan's ass? Before he was trying his hardest to have sex with Charlotte on Sex and the City he was bedding rising star Elizabeth Berkley's character. Pour some Crystal and watch it again!
Michele Morrone in 365 Days (2020)
This one I knew nothing about until I saw it on Mr. Man, and it looks like a completely basic mob story with Morrone at the center of this sex crime caper in which he kidnaps a woman to hold for a year, making her fall in love with him. But what's not basic is that body and that ass! It has us moanin' for Moronne!
Will Smith in Wild Wild West (1999)
Good god this movie is terrible. True Razzie material. It's the hubristic spawn of no less than six writers (that can't be good!) and the producer Jon Peters, the maniacal egomaniac Bradley Cooper played in Licorice Pizza. But it does have Smith's tight-as-eff buns rising from a pool of water to great comic effect. And don't blink and you'll catch the back of his banana sack as well!
Chris Pratt in Movie 43 (2013)
Okay, ending with my favorite end. Pratt's end to be exact! Sure he's become a somewhat heinous person the bigger he's gotten, but back when he was a chunkey cub we wanted to snuggle with, he was in this, in my opinion, hilarious film. It's a disjointed collection of short sketches in the vein of Kentucky Fried Movie, written, directed, and starring a shockingly large collection of Hollywood A-listers. In his segment "The Proposition" he tries his best to accommodate Anna Faris's off-beat sexual proclivity. It's...really gross. Let's just leave it at that (cough cough brown hanky cough.) And things get mind-blowingly out of hand. But not before we see his plump, squeezable tushy! Prepare to be turned on and horrified at the same time!
They might have been Razzie winners, but they're sexy Razzie winners!
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