Grindr Fails: Big Ears, Chipotle, & Taylor Swift!

July 8, 2024
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails: Big Ears, Chipotle, & Taylor Swift!

Well, it's that time of the week that we share the LOLs from the gay hookup world, courtesy of Grindr screenshots. Some of y'all are crazy out there. We love living vicariously through some of these Grindr Fails, it makes us smile knowing we aren't the only ones getting offbeat and hilarious messages. Here are some of our faves since our last edition.

Do you judge a gay by the size of his...wallet? Maybe Grindr should have a credit score section so we know just how financially healthy a potential suitor is. We aren't saying we'd do anything for money...but. Is a million even worth it in today's economy?

We know just how devoted Taylor Swift fans are, they can get pretty crazy. But paying homage to her while trying to hookup? That's a new one. I'm sure she'd be honored that this guy is devoting his BJs in her honor. Maybe that should be the name of her next album. The way she goes through guys, maybe she just doesn't do that and that's why the end up leaving.

Ok, in keeping with the diva theme, this one is a call out to Cher. Whoooaaahhh! (That was our Cher impression.) Do these divas know just how much they've inspired the gays while trying to hook up? We know that Cher is a gay icon, but this is a bit much.

We've heard of body shaming, especially on Grindr, it happens all the time. But this one is a twist. Is there such a thing as too fit? Too handsome? Too hung? Too muscular? Hmmm...If you don't want him, send him our way!

Poor bottoms, they never get to eat what they want. There's body shaming, then there's bottom shaming. Let the poor gay eat what he wants! But we do know, Chipotle is a big no-go on date night. Hey, at least he was being honest! We hate finding out too late that the bottom had a full day of eating. Just order the water and lettuce and bend over.

Ah, that Grindr moment when you think someone is complimenting you but it turns into a fail. We don't mind big ears, we use them as handle holds. Ha! At least he made an impression!