Alaska Thunderfuck Is Ready for Her “Sweatpant” Era…Gurlllll

June 5, 2024
ALEXANDER

Alaska Thunderfuck Is Ready for Her "Sweatpant" Era

Oh gurrrlll, gird your loins! Even though she is busy traveling the world and the alleyways of every gay event and party, Drag Race Diva Alaska Thunderfuck has dropped a music gift just in time for Pride. She is a star of stage, screen, podcasts, Grindr, and beyond, and now she's released "Sweatpants.

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We thought it would be an ode to men in sweatpants, bulges showing...it is not. With a dark beat and sultry voiceover, "Sweatpants" is Alaska's emo ode to staying at home...in sweatpants. For all of us who are feeling the Pride events exhaustion already, this is our surly stay-at-home bop. It makes us want to jump on Grindr and order from Hot Topic online at the same time.

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Alaska released this statement in conjunction with the release: “Sweatpants were first invented in the year 1692 by Sir Hans Sweat, as a solution to the restrictive and uncomfortable vestments of the time. This song carries on the grand tradition of sweatpants, offering an alternative to anyone who prefers comfort and sloth to activity and motion. Inactivity is a direct affront to rampant capitalism. Join the revolution by wearing Sweatpants.”

Yaasss, fighting capitalism! LOL. Alaska came to major acclaim as she popped into the Werk Room for season 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race. She made it to the final three and took the crown home winning season 2 of Drag Race All Stars. She's released four studio albums with colorful titles like Anus, Poundcake, Vagina, and Red 4 Filth. She can write too! She has a memoir and a young adult novel. On screen, she's appeared on a wide variety of reality TV shows, a stand-up special, a short horror film, a film, and even Sharknado! She also hosts the hilarious Race Chaser podcast with Drag Race alum Willam and her YouTube videos with over 60 million views. She also co-wrote and co-starred in DRAG: The Musical which was a big hit with New Kids On the Block's Joey McIntyre and hottie Nick Adams. She also has developed a fragrance called Red For Filth. When does this bitch sleep? She is booked and blessed.

In any case, here's the visualizer of her new single, "Sweatpants." Enjoy!