Grindr Fails: The Pope, Poets, and…GAS? Yep.

Grindr Fails: The Pope, Crazies, Poets, and...GAS?

Happy Pride Month! It is officially underway, let the Pride celebrations commence, let the partying begin, and let the hookups run rampant! We were at Weho Pride this last weekend and Grindr was blowing up like Zac Efron off Ozempic (allegedly). Libodos were high and crazily enough, even though there were crowds of hot gays face to face, they were still face-deep into their Grindr. LOL. Anywhoooo...just remember this Pride, we are celebrating unity so maybe be a little bit kinder on the apps. It's easier to block than to insult. On the other hand, the insults and ridiculousness of Grindr are fun to see. Check out faves from this edition of Grindr Fails!

LOL, don't you just love Grindr judgment? What's wrong with staying in bed all day and watching Judge Judy and ordering in Panda Express? You don't know me! This gay may be suffering from a hangover, we know hangover hookups can be pretty hot. Also, don't you want your BJ giver well rested so they can give it their all?

Ok, there are so many red flags here. First of all, do you see how far these guys are? 831 miles away? We will travel out of our way for a hot session, but not that far! Number two, there is no profile pic. Pass! Number three, the crying laughing emoji so soon in the conversation? Red flags. We do love the witty mental breakdown reference, obviously the other gay doesn't care or doesn't get the joke. Some of our best ex sex has been with crazy guys, is that just us?

Ok, this Grindr Fail is perfectly timed given what the Pope recently had to say about us behind closed doors. This wouldn't be the first religious fantasy out there, but those of us who went to Catholic school might find this triggering (or hotter). We've heard of gloryholes, but confessionalholes? Probably wouldn't be the first one!

Well, we know what this guy wants for Christmas. Look at the dates, it's all in December! Ho ho gas? We understand most fetishes and don't to kink shame anyone, but does anyone really want egg nog farts? At least he had the decency to send his holiday best wishes. Ho ho PASS!

We present, the Shakespeare of Grindr! We aren't sure if this is beautiful or creepy. Being stalked in the streets is giving us weird vibes, but also so is crying in the street. Gay crying should be kept indoors while sitting next to your besties, eating a gallon of ice cream, while watching Vanderpump Rules reunions. No, just us?

We're pretty sure you shouldn't be on Grindr while trying to get through rehab. Unless you have a hot sponsor. We do admire the tenacity of the sender though, offering to travel. Maybe he can cum visit on family day.

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