Male Celebs with Innocent Faces and Their Huge…um…Innocence.

Male Celebs with Innocent Faces and Their Huge...um...Innocence

So picture it, you're out at the bar, and you wind up talking with a really cute guy. The kind of guy you immediately let your guard down with, open up to, and immediately start to fall for. He's not like the other domineering dudes on the prowl; this one seems quiet, shy even, someone you could take home to mom. Because his face exudes innocence and sweet, Bambi-like tenderness. Then you get him home and in bed and WOW! You were not expecting such a raging monster to be lurking between his legs! Maybe the two of you can get down to some not-so-innocent business after all! Mr. Man collect five such hotties and Hank's Public Privates would liek to share them with you. Five male celebs with innocent faces disguising large packages, presented in no particular order. (Okay, that's a lie, I saved the biggest for last!)

This will be my teasiest post yet seeing as how yer boy Hank here's not allowed to show the peen, you'll have to click here to watch the video clips at Mr. Man to get the full wondershow.

Barry Keoghan in Mammal

Sure, we all caught wind of this handsome young talent with his bare-it-all bones in last year's Saltburn. But he was flashing the goods long before, in the controversial Mammal costarring Six Feet Under's Rachel Griffiths as a grieving mother who takes in a homeless teen (Keoghan) as a sort of replacement for the son she's lost. And things get...sexually complicated.

Josh O'Connor in Mothering Sunday

Mr. Man describes O'Connor's looks as that of a cute puppy who hasn't quite grown into his full body yet, and we couldn't agree more. With his large floppy ears and large floppy uncut member, the rest of his body has some catching up to do. The The Crown costar bares his thick one in this period drama about a well-off young man living next to the house where his secret lover works as a maid. Their sex might be furtive but he offers some lingering looks of his righteous staff. We just love when celebs show it all!

Juan Carlos Maldonado in The Prince

This super-gay-bating drama from Argentina stars cutie Maldonado as a young man imprisoned and protected by a guy named The Stallion. Yeah...this is gonna be good. Group shower scenes and some seriously explicit masturbation sequences and group nudity will make you salute The Prince!

Jesse LaVercombe in Violation

Okay, Canada, what happened? We thought you were all nice and stuff? Nope, not with this indie psycho-sexual thriller in which a woman gets back at her attacker who happens to be her brother-in-law. Before all the bat-wielding and blood-letting and garbage bags filled with human meat, we get long, slow, sexual teasing in which a bound and blindfolded LaVercombe strokes his thick endowment. Along with his beefy gorgeous celeb bod, this guy is one pull of his pud short of straight-up porn.

Siddhartha Rajan in Easy

Of all the relationship goings on displayed in this meandering from the Chicagoans in this Netflix comedy/drama, none get as in-your-face as Rajan's incredible dick. And that's after we saw a guy in leather bondage gear get face-drilled with his mistress's strap-on! When Rajan gets up from the bed sporting half-wood, you'll think "Damn, what is that thing like when it's at full mast?!"

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