Grindr Fails: Twunks, Ariana Grande, Loose Caboose, and More!

Yayyy, it's our favorite time of the week! Time for more Grindr fails!!! You all are crazy out there with your sassy Grindr messages, and we are living for it. Keep them coming! Did you check out our article about some of the changes coming to Grindr? Will Grindr become the new Match.com? Hmmm...Anyway, here are some of the hookup app fails that made us chuckle this week.

Like seriously, would you date the Headless Horseman? Why are gays still afraid to show their faces in 2024? We ain't meeting up if we don't know what you look like. Do you wear a bag over your head at the clubs? Sexy...

Ha ha! When life throws you a curveball, log on to Grindr. Nothing cures a bad week like hope and holes! Sounds like a donut shop that we'd go to. And, did you notice? This person's cell phone battery is dangerously low. That makes us anxious.

This one made us guffaw. Who knew that Ariana was on Grindr? We figured her brother was, but not her! A lot of thought and fan devotion went into this profile. Check out the track list. Yassss, queen!

Poor bottoms, they really do have to do all the work. And having your ass passed over for a Netflix show? Ouch. Although, at 11 inches you'd probably give him a second chance too. We've heard of Netflix and Chill, but not Netflix and Pass!

So exactly what is the age when someone turns from a twink to a twunk? And this just takes a Disney fetish to the max. I do believe in sluts, I do believe in sluts!

Well, we aren't sure that's the Grindr feedback they were looking for. A loose nut? Sloopy hole? It doesn't seem like a good fit. Maybe Grindr should include a Yelp-like feature on the app where you can rate your hookup and leave reviews. Can you imagine?

 

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Well, that changed quickly. We've heard of road rage, but to follow it through to Grindr and then turn it into a power play hookup? That's a power top for you! Beep beep!

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Check out all of our past Grindr fails to warm your hearts.