Can A Solar Eclipse Make You Horny?

April 5, 2024
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Can the Solar Eclipse Make You Horny?

This coming Monday, the 8th, there will be a total solar eclipse over North America, passing through Mexico, the US, and Canada. The moon will pass directly between the Sun and Earth, totally blocking the Sun and creating a dusk-like environment. Better enjoy, the next time a total solar eclipse passes through the U.S. won't be until August 23rd, 2044. During a total eclipse, some nighttime creatures might wake up and think it's the evening, and some daytime creatures may go to sleep thinking it's nighttime. Does an eclipse affect human nature at all? Well, a solar eclipse may make you horny!

Staff sexologist at Good Vibrations gave her findings to Romper stating that during an eclipse, desire can be increased. It has less to do with any actual chemical change and more with our minds relishing in a total change and rarity in our environment. Out-of-the-ordinary events give a type of YOLO energy and individuals may want to capitalize on that energy and do things they would normally not do...i.e. have an illicit one-night stand with a stranger, neighbor, etc.

Actual body effects of a solar eclipse can be a result of anxiety and anticipation of the celestial event and create a burst of energy, insomnia, or even bad temperament. What better way to combat these than with a rush of pleasure? By yourself? What better way to deal with insomnia than with a good jerk-off session? You feel a rush of pleasure, your focus changes, and you feel relief after the climax.

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Those who are into astrology believe that the moon has power over our spiritual energy, and that spiritual energy can manifest itself in tantric sex and urges. There is some scientific data that supports the fact that the moon impacts both menstruation and fertility in women. It's got to have some effect on the gays, right? The pull of the moon during a lunar cycle is known as the lunar effect and can impact your sex drive and arousal level. Let's see if there's a surge on Grindr this Monday.

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Looking to watch the eclipse? NASA advises that looking directly into the Sun with a camera lens, binoculars, or a telescope can result in immediate eye injury. Viewing the progression of the eclipse should be done with eclipse glasses. The only time you can look directly into the eclipse is when the Moon is totally covering the Sun.