Sniffies Introduces Length and Girth Verification! Size Matters!

Sniffies Introduces Length and Girth Verification!

Uh oh! Some of you size-catfishing gays are in trouble! Today, one of our favorite hookup apps Sniffies announced that their lab team has constructed and implemented a length and girth verification that is the first of its kind.

Pics courtesy of Sniffies Instagram

Using AI technology, the app will now be able to do a body scan on its users via smartphone. You simply pick what size category you are: 1 - 5 inches, 5 - 8 inches, 8 - 1o inches, or 10+ inches. The app will scan your groin area from different angles and verify that you fall within your selected penis size.

Once the verification is complete, Sniffies users will earn a badge that will be placed on the user's stats. The badge will indicate that the size specified is true. This changes up the game entirely. Now you know exactly what someone is packing. How many of us have been fooled by pics that are taken from a certain angle to make the package look bigger? No more lies!

There is already a scarcity of tops on hookup apps, will this deter tops from going online? According to research shared in the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy, most men believe that the average penis size is over 6 inches. This is due to most men, and especially gay men, self-reporting size that wasn't accurate. Gathering info from 31 studies, the average penis size is actually around 5.1 inches when fully erect. Many men have sought out penis enlargement surgery, but the study reveals that most men seeking such surgery are actually average in size and after some therapy, were dissuaded from going through it. We've all been accustomed to the size of packages in gay porn. The bigger stars are usually the ones packing. The truth is, many bottoms can't take a huge unit. Is being supersized overrated? As with most fantasies, the reality of the fantasy isn't quite what we expected.

Measuring Your Unit

If you don't want to use the Sniffies app new measuring tool, here's the proper way to measure. First of all, you should be measuring from the top of the penis. Measuring from the bottom makes it harder to determine the beginning point. Also, some guys include their ball area which is not accurate. A flexible or cloth measuring tape is recommended as many of us have curves to our penis, and that won't track on a hard ruler. Simply put the start of the tape on your pubic bone, move any belly overhang or pubic hair, and put the tape right up to your body. Run the tape to the tip of your penis and there you have it. To measure the girth, wrap a piece of string or soft measuring tape around the shaft of your penis, midway up from the pubic bone. There is your girth.

Will you be using Sniffies new app feature? Will you require your tops to verify via the app before coming over? Do you think this is a good idea? Is age verification next? LOL.

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