Hot On Instagram: All About That Booty!

March 7, 2024
ALEXANDER

All About That Squat!

Halloween may be over, but there is no shortage of male pumpkins on social media, if you know what we mean. The male booty continues to fire up Instagram and we are sharing the best of the best for your viewing pleasure. Did you know culture's fascination with bubble butts goes wayyyyy back? The first recorded big booty in art was the statue of the Venus of Willendorf, made around 30,000 BCE. Granted, it was a female (maybe a Kardashian ancestor) but still. We've all seen the male booty in Leonardo Da Vinci's work. Wowzers.

Here's our favorite male booty content brought to you by one of our favorite Instagram accounts, @AllAboutThatSquats. You're welcome!

First, we will start nice and slow. We thought pushups were for getting a good chest. We stand corrected, it's to show off those glutes!

What's the best way to wake up? Coffee and booty, of course! We need to know where this coffee shop is. We'll take the tall vanilla latte with double pumps!

Ok, we don't know what sport this is. Is this a college debate team? Master debate team? Maybe it's a math competition, Booty x 2 = YES

Ok, please tell us what school this is. Our teachers looked nothing like that. If they did, we might have gotten straight As! We'd even do extra credit for that extra ass!

Yes, when the heat turns up you MUST make sure that your air conditioning is working. Just like you take off your shoes when you go into someone's house, apparently it's ok to ask your handyman to take off his shirt and pants. How long away is summer again?

Ok is this like inception? A picture within a picture within a tight pair of pants? How does this photographer get down to get a better angle with those pants? Did someone say RIP?

Yes, we know that football and baseball players all have good booty. BUTT, we mean but, the natural, non-padded firm butts all originate from soccer. We LOVE nylon shorts.