Chad’s Valentine’s Day Sex GAYmes For the Bedroom

February 14, 2024
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Chad's Valentine’s Day Sex GAYmes For the Bedroom

Ok, your Valentine’s Day date is over and now you’ve made it back to the bedroom. Want to spice it up for you and your guy? Has missionary lost its fun? Did your threesome cancel? In this special edition of Chad’s Sex & Trends, I am bestowing you some of my easy ideas of some GAYmes to play to get you off on this very special day. (Note to singles: these can also be played with a hookup, lol) You might want to get out the Viagra or long-lasting spray to last the night with these games.

Quick Pick

Ok, set the phone timer to 45 seconds and take turns. One of your guys has 45 seconds to pleasure point your partner to try and get him off. Whatever you think will do that, you do that full blast for 45 seconds. After the 45 seconds is up, you switch places. The receiver cannot do ANYTHING but just be at the service of the giver. The point is that this is edging on the go, and the buildup up of taking turns will make you rock hard. Whoever gets the other person to climax first wins the night and gets to top. Just kidding, the winner doesn’t have to pay for the Uber home. P.S. If he cums within the first 45 seconds, you may have bigger issues.

Kitchen BJ

This one will get messy, so head to the kitchen. Blindfold your man and make him guess what’s in your mouth. Ice cream, honey, chocolate sauce, champagne, whatever has texture and doesn’t sting (you can warm some of the items to change the sensation). Take a swig of whatever it is and start to give a SLOW blowjob. Make him guess what’s in your mouth. Best out of five. If he gets three or more right, you finish the job at hand. If he loses, you pick your favorite substance and make him return the favor to completion. Calories don’t count on this special day.

15 Ways to Lay!

Ok, this one is more of a gift than a game. Kind of. Find 15 different sex positions that you haven’t really done, or it’s been a while. But don’t be boring. Search around in the Kama Sutra, porn, and the internet, and check out different positions for locales…what’s a position you can do in the car? In the hall closet, in the office after hours, in the choir loft at church? Really spice it up. Write those positions on notecards and each day, starting with Valentine’s Day, pick a card at random. This game continues past V-day and makes you commit to 15 days of pleasure. Just don’t break up during those 15 days!

Grab Sack

I could have said grab bag, but sack is more graphic. We all know I am talking about your ball sack. Anyway…head to your local adult store and grab six things ranging from tame to oh myyyy in the sex toy aisle. Masturbators, anal beads, dildos, handcuffs, whatever works. Again, try things you haven’t explored before. Number each item from 1 to 6. Get out one dice, we can call it by its proper name die but that doesn’t sound sexy…get out one dice and let your guy roll it. Whatever number he rolls, that’s the sex toy you use for the night. On both of you! Take turns. Once an item is used, go replace that item and do this monthly.

Strip Pong

The name explains itself. But keep the alcohol part of it too, then you’ll be relaxed and ready to go. Here’s the thing, the other person gets to pick what article of clothing comes off. Your man can keep the final reveal nice and slow or make you show your goods right away.

Jack Off

Don’t have a whole night to play games? This one is fun if you don’t have a lot of time. Or if you are playing with a rando or the neighbor or your bestie. This one doesn’t take romance or even touching. Lay side by side with your chosen partner and start stroking! Whoever climaxes first wins…if you want to elongate the game, see who can come twice (or three times!) first.