Jake Gyllenhaal In All His Glory

January 26, 2024
ALEXANDER

Jake Gyllenhaal In All His Glory

Ok, the trailer for the Road House reboot dropped and our mouths are watering already. A retake on the 80s version starring Patrick Swayze, Jake plays an ex-UFC down on his luck who takes a job working as a bouncer at a seedy bar in Florida. He stakes his claim to bring back order to the area by way of his fist. First of all, this is the most fit we've ever seen Jake. Gyllenhaal is pure muscle, chiseled pecs, bulging biceps, and abs that you can wash your undies on. We are super fans of this new look. He has certainly aged from twink to young daddy with flair. Maybe he and Zac Efron are sharing aging tips.

Check out the trailer and peep his new body:

We've been uber-fans of Jake even before his gay turn in Brokeback Mountain. He's just a cutie with tons of personality, acting chops that make him a star, and looks that make us swoon. We wanted to take a look back at some of the hottest moments from his career, courtesy of Mr. Man.

Though we got to see a bit of his side profile (but plenty of hot make-out scenes that we are grateful for) in Brokeback, it wasn't until Jarhead, which came out that same year, that we got the full rump review. Jake plays real-life Marine Anthony Swofford who details his journey through boot camp to his part in the Gulf War. It's a thrilling dramatic and emotional film for sure, but there is joy to be found in his butt shots.

This is the scene that fulls many a fantasy:

I mean, just check out that perfect bubble butt...

We would have to wait five more years until we got to see more of Jake's naked body. But the wait was worth it. In Love and Other Drugs, he shows A LOT! We especially love the scene of him in his undies with a bulge worthy of praise. He told CNN that he was naked so much in that film that most of it didn't make it to the final cut.