Grindr Fails: Ghosting, on the DL, Oral Tops, and More!

We just love going through Grindr Fails every week...makes our own Grindr interactions seem more normal. But sometimes y'all act crazy! Anyway, here are our fave Grindr Fails this week, which we vote to Block, Ignore, or Smash:

DUA LIPA

Ok, we don't actually think Dua Lipa is on Grindr but we love this comeback. C'mon man, it's 2024, if you are still DL then you got issues. If you are face pic less, we are speechless. You don't meet people at a bar with their heads cut off, why would we consider hooking up without seeing your mug. Also, unless you are Henry Cavill, who are we going to tell that we hooked up with you? DL is so 90s...keep those sassy comebacks coming! What else could DL stand for? Dick Lips? Donald Luck? Dick Lint? This is a definite BLOCK, we don't have time for guys on the DL.

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

Here's a question, is it better to just ghost someone after they send you their face rather than say "not interested" because it's just that obvious you aren't into their looks, but were into their body before you saw their mug? LOL? Asking for a friend. Also, doesn't ignoring someone imply they aren't interested? Why the need to block? Blocking seems more rude than ignoring. Although blocking does stop you from incessant messaging the same thing over and over after a night out at 3 in the morning while you're munching a Jack in the Box Munchie Meal. Again, talking about a friend. Cough cough. For this guy, we'd just IGNORE because it would piss him off even more. Sometimes we are petty like that.

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