Ok, so we know one of the most popular resolutions people make in the New Year is to hit the gym. While we might complain that the gyms are overcrowded during the month of January, until the resolution commitment usually dies off in February, at least we get quadruple the eye candy. Yes, we love the sight of a sweaty guy lifting weights, in nylon shorts, with bulges bulging!
One of our fave Instagram accounts @CoachBareJock is just the thing we need to keep our gym fantasies going. (It also helps us keep on track with our own resolutions.) I mean just check out all the gym-related eye candy. Here are some of our recent faves:
Ok, we wish our college locker room was like this. Shirtless guys? Guys all sweaty? Guys in a group? Guys...spanking? Check! We've always known that sports guys, especially in the locker room, can get a little homoerotic. This one even includes spanking from a lower point of view...was the camera guy on his knees?
While our usual routine is staying stationary on a treadmill or elliptical so we can stare at all the gym guys working out, we don't mind when other guys get a bit more aggressive with their workout. Check out this guy's totally rock-hard bubble butt as he takes a leap into a pushup. Check out the slow-mo on those buns!
Sometimes it bugs us when gym guys start posing and filming themselves in the mirror. Especially if we look like a sweaty mess in the background. BUT, we will make exceptions for guys who are stripped down to their undies, with VPL clearly showing. Want us to hold the camera?
We do love when guys do squats. The way squats perfectly display a guy's butt in all of its glory. We try not to stare too much, but look at this guy. How can you look away?
Are you more of a bicep-over-butt person? Well, here's a treat for you. Throw in a chiseled chest and we don't mind that he has pants on.
Ok, back to locker room etiquette. If some hot guy is walking around in his underwear, is he asking to be looked at? Or more? We try not to let our eyes wander, but clearly, some guys are just looking for the attention. Especially if you adjust the waistband of your pants just below your butt. I mean c'mon....
We hope you like our thirst traps from @CoachBareJock. I guess it's time to go to the gym!
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