Ask Chad: OnlyFans Fatigue, Neighbor Hookups, FWB…Oh Myyyy!

Well, what’s up bitches? I’ve already given up my New Year's Resolution, lol. Fuck it. Mine was to try to be nicer to people. Hasn’t been going so well. Just call me Regina George. How has your Resolution been going? Judging by the crowds at the gym, a lot of you already gave that up. The steam room has been pretty empty this week.

Anywayyyy, keep those questions coming in, Sexy Bitches, I love reading them! Just like my Sniffies profile says, nothing is off limits: [email protected]

Hey Chad,

My boyfriend and I film for OnlyFans, we’ve got the whole camera and light set up in the bedroom. Here’s the thing, he ALWAYS wants to film. Every time we go to have sex, he turns everything on. We don’t ever have sex without filming it out, it’s like he’s obsessed. Even for a blowjob, he gets the phone out to record. What should I do?

OnlyFans Fatigue

Dear OnlyFans Fatigue,

Gurlll…keep that OnlyFans up, it brings the coin! LOL. I actually ran into this a bit when I had an OnlyFans, it almost became an obsession. It can take away from the intimacy of regular, off-camera sex, and make you feel like your sex is always on display and fabricated. I suggest having sex outside the bedroom, totally take it away from that mindset. Get a hotel room and have a fuck staycation. Fuck in the kitchen. In the living room. Just get it away from the cameras. If he doesn’t respond to that, maybe you have bigger issues than OnlyFans. P.S. If you need a third to film with, call meeee!

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Dear Chad,

I got messy last week and ended up fucking around with one of my friends. It was hot, but it was just a drunken night. Now he’s going around telling everyone we hooked up. I’m not embarrassed by him or anything, but I don’t want everyone to know since it isn’t going anywhere and it was kind of our business. Now it’s the gossip around town and now I have other friends who are sniffing around, thinking they might get a drunken piece.

Drunk Dick

Dear Drunk Dick,

I hate kiss and tellers! If everyone told my business, the health clinic would come calling. Yes, you made your bed now you have to lie in it, but sex should remain somewhat discrete. Not everyone needs to know your business. Tell your friend it was a fun night, but that was it, and does he mind just keeping it to himself? If he’s running around telling everyone, maybe he doesn’t get any that often or maybe you are so hot he wants to brag. Are you super hot? Call me, I don’t kiss and tell!

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Dear Chad,

My neighbor and I hook up every now and then, mostly on weekends when we are hungover. Here’s the thing, every time I log onto the apps (mostly Grindr) he messages me with a “naughty boy!” or “hey gurlll, I see you.” I don’t think he’s a creeper but I’m wondering if it’s his way of seeing why I’m on the app and not fucking him. What should I do? Do I end our casual sex?

Thanks

Neighborhood Nutter

Dear Neighborhood Nutter,

Just block his ass. DUHHHH. If he asks you about it, just say you aren’t on the apps anymore. He doesn’t need to know. He’s probably just being friendly, but yeah, it would bug me if my neighbor was always up my ass. Wait, that didn’t sound right. I’d love my neighbor to be up my ass (he’s married), but you get my point. No need to cut out the casual sex if he is truly not a creeper. Always stay friendly with your neighbors, you never know when you need to borrow a cup of sugar..or a cup of lube.

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