Ask Chad: Hookup Lube, Viagra Sex, and Ex Husbands…Oh Myyy!

What New Year’s week! I’m still hungover and horny. Of course, for me, it didn’t just last a day…I’ve been going all week, baby! LOL. My poor liver.

What did you all do for New Year’s? Instead of doing a major club this year, my and my friends just bounced around different bars until closing. Got to see plenty of hot guys, go-go butts, and sloppy messes (including me). On Near Year’s Day, I went to a house party hosted by a hot muscle daddy. Let’s just say the food wasn’t the only buffet there.

Anywayyyy, keep those questions coming in, Sexy Bitches, I love reading them! Just like my Sniffies profile says, nothing is off limits: [email protected]

Hey Chad,

My partner always has to take Viagra to have sex with me. There is no more spontaneous sex because it has to be planned around when he takes the pill and when it kicks in, which sometimes is a while. SIGH. It’s really affecting our sex life. BUT, here’s the thing, when we are out at a circuit party or naughty party, he can get hard with other guys. Is it me???

Viagra Boyfriend

Dear Viagra Boyfriend,

Not sure how long you guys have been together, but it sounds like you guys are in a possible slump. Scheduling sex around a pill is not always fun, trust me, I’ve been through enough sugar daddies to know. There are a few things you can do. First, there are plenty of sexual activities you can do while waiting for his Viagra to kick in. He could be going down on you, eating you out, pleasuring you, tantric touching, all that can happen to help get things going faster. You could also just communicate and ask him if there’s something that has changed in his attraction to you that he can still get hard with other guys. Keep in mind, that in public-type scenarios there is a level of excitement that heightens the experience. Not to say you’re boring at home, but it's a regular environment that may have lost its spark. I’ve always gotten super horny during public stuff. Maybe surprise him and try luring him into a scenario with you at your next circuit party. But if anything, you need to voice your frustrations and come up with a plan that works for both of you.

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Hi Chad,

I’m in the process of getting separated from my husband. We still live together, and have a really great, close friendship. On my end, I just kind of fell out of love. But whenever we go out together and he gets drunk, he says he wants to get back together and tells people we are still together. It’s just frustrating. There is no way I want to get back. What should I do?

Separated Sally

Dear Separate Sally,

I’ve never understood couples who can live together after they’ve broken up. Aren’t hookups awkward? LOL. Well, they say that booze makes you speak the truth, so he obviously wants to get back. Living together and being close friends adds to his confusion. In essence, he is getting a relationship with you, it’s just not official. Sounds like you need to draw some lines and even though it may be hard for your friendship, establish some boundaries so he understands you are not getting back together.

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Dear Chad,

When I have a hookup, I always assume that the host should supply towels and offer their shower afterward. I also assume that they should have the lube. I hate carrying all that stuff around and I just think since I’m the one that is doing the traveling and offering my butt up, they can put in some effort too. Don’t even talk to me about to me about when their room is all disorganized. Am I asking for too much?

Thanks

Traveling Bottom

Dear Traveling Bottom,

Are you going to fuck or are you checking into a hotel? Other than a towel or a cum rag, I don’t think you should be asking for too much. Personally, I don’t like using other people’s lube cause I don’t know what kind they have, if I like it, or whatever. I certainly won’t do anyone else’s poppers.  And I really don’t want to be taking a shower at a stranger’s house…haven’t you seen Psycho? It sounds like you are a bit of a princess. Do what I do, pack a little kit with all the stuff and just leave it in your car. I also take Dude Wipes with me so I can “wash” off if I have an engagement (or another session) after.

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