Yer boy Hank here was watching an old episode of Six Feet Under wherein lovers David and Keith peruse gay porn in a video store. On VHS. I remember those days, and how any gay or male nude representation in any film was heralded as either a rapturous delight or a sign of the apocalypse, depending on who you asked. Compare that to today, where we're actually arguing about whether straight actors should be allowed to play gay characters as they clamor to do so. And the nudity, which is what we're here for, seems to be off the charts! 2023 was certainly a banner year for full-frontal gay and straight characters, and unabashed scenes of gay sex. Cue up that gif of Meryl Streep leading a round of applause! Mr. Man collected some of the most blatant and beautiful shots of celeb dick last year. There were so many, I'm going to be doling them out to you over three posts because you might need breaks to rehydrate every once in a while!
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Michael Bolwaire in All the Queen's Men
As a former football player and exotic dancer, Bolwaire has his toes, dick, and other prodigious body parts, dipped into a lot of projects, from the Chocolate City series to Real Housewives of Atlanta. But it's in this BET series that reckons to Magic Mike where he lets all his hard-body assets hang out. All the way out!
Lee Roy Kunz in Deliver Us
A Russian nun has twins by immaculate conception as foretold in a prophecy. Gee, what could possibly go wrong?! Well, one thing that's very right in this European horror flick is the naked appearance of Kunz as...a priest there to help? "Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me" indeed!
Matt Bomer and David Tomlinson in Fellow Travelers
What hasn't been said yet about this groundbreaking, decades-spanning gay love story series? Not much, so let's just gaze one more time at the hard-as-hell-for-TV ass-banging and Tomlinson's flash of dick, shall we?
Josh Lavery, Daniel Gabriel, Shadi Sankary in Lonesome
Smalltown boy seeks his gay glory(hole) in the big city is a time as old as, well, forever, and this indie Aussie flick captures the angst and lust of those driven young men. From nude beaches to illicit bathroom banging, this has it all and might strike an emotional chord or two as well as we watch Lavery's character trek from the scandal he caused in his farm town to Sydney, the land of wet dreams.
Diego Escobar in Minx
This HBO series certainly takes things to the Max as it tells the tale of a feminist and magazine publisher coming together to create a male-centric porno for women. As the scenes play around male photo shoots, you get a plethora of hot male flesh, especially this shot of Escobar and his full-bush-nestled dick in the season two opener!
Jack Armstrong in Patterns
The adorable Brit goes full Monty in this complex anthology series that combines disparate yet interwoven storylines in a fun and sexy way. Get ready to feast on plenty of British uncut dick and drop-dead gorgeous men!
Stephen Schneider in The Righteous Gemstones
Scheider delivers the completely nude ass-kicking you didn't know you needed, after stroking his (prosthetic) hard-on. He doesn't like to be interrupted and pulls a Roadhouse on another dude. And yes, for the "male bonding" that's all Scheider!
Mauro da Costa, João Villas-Boas, João Caçador, João Reis Moreira in Will-o’-the-Wisp
There is so much male nudity and gay sex and love happening in this fantasy tale of a Portuguese king in 2069 looking back on his younger days as a firefighter that you'll be playing the game "Porn or Not Porn?". Viril uncut hotties in a firehouse playing out all your fantasies. 'Nuff said!
Benjamin Ramon in Wolfkin
And finally (for now!) cums this Belgian horror flick with Ramon as the father of what might turn out to be a werewolf of some kind. The conception scene, taking place by a tranquil brook, displays the beast that lies in Ramon's pants!
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