John Cena’s Butt In All It’s Glory!

Ok, we saw this AI-generated capture of John Cena's famous muscle butt and though it's fake, we certainly didn't mind!

 

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It got us remembering all the times John has shown his ass on screen and we went hunting for more ass coverage courtesy of Mr. Man.

This 6' 1" hunk of man meat started working out during his football season in college (what we wouldn't give to have been in that locker room!) and continued to body build into his wrestling career in 2002. We first noticed him in his spandex-clad undies jumping around the wrestling ring, with that prominent butt bouncing around. Thankfully he took a tip from The Rock's playbook and got into TV and film. Even more thankfully, he's not shy about showing off his bulge and bubble butt!

Though we have yet to see his full dick, we've gotten teases like in this scene for Die Hart. Too bad those aren't his real balls, but we can imagine they are big and full in real life!

Fulfilling our fetish fantasies, here's John playing a naked game of blindfolded Marco Polo. I mean, just look at that body and look at that ass, it doesn't even jiggle it's so meaty! We'd gladly do a round of Marco Polo with John...we know what body part he'd find first!

We are just waiting for the moment he goes full monty...until then we've had peeks at his bulge. He looks thick, cut, and ready for some action. He certainly fills out his undies. Our true fantasy would be to see him in jockstrap...in a scene with Henry Cavill...in a sex scene with Henry Cavill...lol.

If you haven't seen his TV show, Peacemakers, do yourself a favor and binge-watch it. It has kept our John Cena bubble butt fantasies going full throttle. He wears nothing but tight outfits and the show tends to be a little raunchy from time to time...we aren't complaining! Bring on Season 2!

We can even forgive the awful film Suicide Squad just because it let us focus on the goodness that is John Cena's crotch. I mean, it looks more than a mouthful.

A goofy picture for sure, but just check out that bulge. His balls look huge!