(Date and Assets courtesy of Sniffies)
We aren't going to lie. We are pretty avid users of Sniffies. Yes, we still have Grindr but, truth be told, for the quickest, no BS, order-by-menu dick app, Sniffies has really filled our 2023. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but Grindr has become more conversational as of late, and sometimes we just need to unzip and unload. Plus, Sniffies is a great app to use when you are traveling as it quickly tells you where the bars and clubs are, as well as cruising areas, and sex saunas.
Well, Sniffies has released their horny facts for 2023 and we couldn't wait to share. This year, they enlisted AI to unveil some of their top data. We are on the fence about their AI newsroom stud, Wolfgang. Although we think he needs to hook up with our Ask Chad. That would be hot.
Ok, back your bags, sluts...we are traveling to the Horniest Countries (# of sessions per area). The UK???? And USA don't even rank? WTF??? I guess don't let the cool exterior of the English fool you. They are horn bags!
- United Kingdom
- Canada
- Australia
- Ireland
- Mexico
The UK also won as the fastest-growing nation with a 475% increase in users...just in London! Talk about your Big Ben.
Ok, let's get back to home base. Here are the Horniest Cities in the US:
- Los Angeles
- New York
- Dallas
- Chicago
- Atlanta
Send 2 Receive! Seattle takes the record for the most pics sent, don't even bother in Washington D.C., cause they send the least. Must be all those conservative politicians that can't host or share face.
Time to get kinky, here are this year's Most Popular Kinks:
- Edging
- Porn
- Cum Play
- Groups
- Facials
Feeling like being discreet? Well, go to Vancouver...apparently, they are the highest for discreet encounters. Probably a sea of headless torsos who can't host. LOL
Time to cruise! What were the Most Popular Places to Cruise? God love those college boys!
- Park
- Restroom
- Residential Tower
- Gym
- University
Also, looks like we are all the horniest on Mondays. Must be the hangover in bed from Sunday Funday.
Do you boo! Here's the Top Positions y'all love to fuck in: (LOL, an actual vers top is a unicorn)
- Vers 25.5%
- Top 15.7%
- Bottom 15.5%
- Vers-bottom 13.6%
- Vers-top 10.0%
Hung 4 Hung? Here's the Average Size of Dick on Sniffies (keep in mind, this is REPORTED, not proven, but we'd be up to verify with our ruler in person):
6.67 Inches
Like a good tea bag party? Boston had a hosted event with over 200 horny guys checking in as having attended. Wow! Was that a hotel room or? Imagine the cleanup for that!
Have you checked your sent messages to see if they've been read? Philadelphia sends the most messages and Chicago sends the least. The guys in Chicago are too busy eating sausage to send a message.
With all the apps to use, Sniffies and Grindr are still our top choices for some hot action.
Did you see our Grindr 2023 wrap-up? How do you compare to both?
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