Christmas might only cum once a year, but these guys? Sheesh!
Have a Merry Christmas with a little hedonistic blasphemy thrown your way for Throwback Thursday! I mean down in the dirt, filthy, to hell with anyone's religious sensibilities and let's get freaky kinda blasphemy! Over at PinkLabel.tv, they have a very short flick created by the group of men behind the now-defunct NYC Inferno sex parties, an underground Brooklyn-based sex romp and, apparently, indie film collective. At least this one time. "A Lay In a Manger" is just the kind of debased, let-it-all-hang-out kind of art yer boy Hank here loves. Unabashed, unapologetic, kinky, with a bit of gender non-conformity thrown in for good measure. The trailer doesn't show you much, so I did you a solid by adding more pics than I normally do.
It stars Bandit Adams, Hairy Mary, Dick Mitchell, Kane Castigo, Matty Bear, Mikey Verrazano, Orin Black, Tyler Monroe, and Virgil B/G Taylor. Though I'm only a bit certain that Verrazanno is our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, I'm hard-pressed to know who else is who in the video.
But wow, what a cast of amateur sexy bears and cubs and kinksters! Given their body types, it's like someone threw a bucket of Seth Rogens all over the set and said, "Okay, go fuck each other!" We start off with the birth of Christ after an Angel of the Lord appears to Mary (I'm guessing this is Hairy Mary!) as she's blowing Joseph. She grabs her belly, screams, and out pops Verrazanno in all his naked glory with his amazing cock. It's a Christmas miracle!
As his shepherds file in, mouths agape and lips being lustfully licked, bearing gifts of dildos and poppers, He decrees, "God said, let's fuck!" Immediately we're on a course to hell as the (unfortunately) quick editing whisks us through a series of sex scenes that must have been amazing in real time. I love that you see the poppers getting passed around and used before these furry studs are stuffing their mouths and assholes with thick, beefy Christmas cock.
Imagine you're in a sex club for the first time and as you wander the halls, peeking into rooms and place spaces, you linger for a moment to view the insatiable sex going on in front of you. But you're nervous so you watch briefly and move on, excited to see what's around the corner. This is what watching this is like, both infuriating and ball-churning. Be ready to hit your pause button to linger over the images of cavorting bears and cubs, mouths agape, asses getting paddled, jockstraps stretched and holes plowed. Wait, did I just see the Angel of the Lord spit-roasted by Jesus and a shepherd?!
I really wish they'd given us just a bit more of this awesome ass-to-ass, double-headed dildo fuck! I love watching hawt chubsters having their throats stuffed with each other's shepherd staffs, sweating in a basement, and getting off not only by what's being done to them but also by what's being done around them. It's a swirl of activity and you don't know which way to look. And that's how a good orgy should be!
As the pulsing beat of a dance version of "Joy To the World" drones on, we find Verrazano on his back, sucking one stunning load after another out of the ring of men. These guys shoot long, thick ropes of cream onto him as he leans in to gobble up the spunk as it falls from their fat, drooling shafts. Joy to the world? More like jizz to the world! This cum slut can't get enough, and they have more than enough to give him!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
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