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Over at Mr. Man, they've collected a Santa toy bag-sized collection of men taking some, or all, of it off for the holigays. Who knew there was so much flesh to take in at this time of year? Certainly makes one festive! And really, who wants to spend all year on the nice list? These dudes don't mind getting a bit naughty, especially if it means someone might be getting something big in their stocking! This is the first part, with more to cum!
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He's a model-turned-actor, of course, who quickly moved from the small screen in General Hospital to a different small screen in this TV Christmas flick, strutting around a farm as a fake ranch hand looking to swindle the owner. Guess you gotta flash some skin to get the "in."
Sure, it's a prosthetic, but since this isn't a John Waters flick, you're going to be hard-pressed to find any actor willing to faithfully recreate the tongue-stuck-to-a-pole scene from Christmas Story by using his actual dick! But it's hilarious fun
There's a lot of raucous goings on when the boss has to impress a new client, so all bets are off at this Christmas office party. Alexander's butt gives the photocopier the tried-and-true routine, but it's his dick (or a fake) later in the 3D printer that will really turn heads!
Grant won't be going anywhere near nude. Well, not totally, given his predilection for mild sex scandals. He even plays it safe here with the use of a body double, but his shirtless scenes are great, and look even better when he's in bed next to Squinty McSquintsalot.
Okay, his ass is caught very briefly and from a distance. And it's covered in bl*od. But yer boy Hank here is a huge horror film fan and I'd be remiss if I left out this shot from one of the great cult Christmas slasher flicks ever made!
Canadian funnyman and Kids In the Hall alum Foley is looking all grown up in this 2010 raunch-fest release that takes place in the heyday of 1985 and the use of VHS. When Foley's sex tape is used to record a family Christmas, snippets of his junk are exposed for the family to see! Other family members strip down as well in this dark comedy.
In the middle of a British family's disastrous Christmas, let's have a hot Polish handyman test the home's water pressure by stripping down and getting in the shower. As guests are arriving. It doesn't make sense, but it's the gift they didn't know they needed!
Back at the office Christmas party, Vance in a revealing hospital gown is walking the hall runway and working like it's New Year's Eve!
Posehn, one of the weirdo boys of standup comedy, stars in yet another raunchy family comedy as the messy, slightly lecherous uncle letting loose and tearing off emotional bandaids at his conservative brother's home. The funny Bear shows a lot of skin and a (prosthetic) peen while taking a selfie. He's creepy and he's kookie, and he livens up the day.
The youth from the first movie is all grown up and has turned into a cute cub with a floppy mop of hair that's just as cute as can be. And can we talk about that chunky Christmas butt?!
Speaking of butts we wanna talk about, Mr. Garner/Lopez/et. al. is flashing his taut buns in this twisting crime caper as he bangs...someone. it'll be a few years before he quickly flashes his front side in Gone Girl, but this flick is a lot more fun.
Saving the biggest for last (until Part 2!), we have last year's series about a '70s feminist and her porno mag. To say there are a lot of manly packages to unwrap would be an understatement. This guy can crack my nuts any time!
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