Hank’s Public Privates Helps Mr. Man Celebrate All Taints Day with Their Top Ten Celebrity Taints

October 31, 2023
HANK ORSO

Some call it Halloween, and some call it All Saints Day. But at Mr. Man, it's All Taints Day. You know the day, where the evil that dwells in the underbelly resides right before a holy day. Or, holy something. There's a hole there somewhere, we hope! It's one thing to show yer bum, and another to go full frontal, be it for a flash or a longer moment. But when dudes are flashing their taints on film, well, you know they've just thrown their hands in the air and have no fucks to give! So let's hear it for the men in the following list, presented in no particular order. And make sure to head over to Mr. Man to see more pics of these hotties and the video clips these taints come from!

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Andrew Cawley in Goodbye Seventies

Released in 2020, Goodbye Seventies is a drama about the porn industry in the late seventies in NYC. And guys, there is a LOT to behold here! They held little back, what with the main players getting nude in some way all over the place, body doubles going full frontal, and roomfuls of nekkid goodness! Cawley's splayed backside is just one significant vision.

Adam Devine in Game Over, Man!

The Netflix raunchfest Game Over, Man! won't be taking home any awards any time...ever...but whoo-doggie is there a lot of surprising nudity that comes out of left field. Take Devine's naked fight after pretending to have erotically choked himself. He delivers the full monty here, and we at Hank's Public Privates applaud his commitment to the scene!

James Duvall in The Doom Generation

This Greg Araki flick isn't for everyone, despite its copious amounts of, admittedly, pretty nasty sex. Sure you've got Duvall and others showing off their wares, along with some post-jack-off jizz swilling. But you've also got some legit rough displays of sexuality. I don't mean BDSM rough; I mean castration rough. yeah. Araki is an acquired taste, one I've never acquired. And I've sat through Passolini's Salo!

Ewan McGregor in Velvet Goldmine

Mcgregor in Velvet Goldmine is more like it. This fun and dramatic exploration of seventies-era glam rock, loosely based on David Bowie's exploits, stars the young Obi-Wan alongside Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, both of whom give some serious full-frontal as they rock out with their cocks out.

Viggo Mortenson in Eastern Promises

Eastern Promises is a David Cronenberg film, so you know things are gonna get dicey. And some technology might blend with human flesh, but that's just a guess based on his other movies. This thriller starring Naomi Watts, who discovers an illicit sex ring, features a bathhouse fight between Mortenson and a couple of baddies who attack him while he's naked and vulnerable. Like, really naked and really vulnerable. And naked. Totally, fully naked. I need to visit a bathhouse more often!

Christophe Paou in Stranger by the Lake

French guys on a gay cruise beach, then add some light homicide. Throw in beaucoup amounts of manly cock and balls and raw sex and cum shots and BJs and whatnot, and you have a gay erotic thriller love story as only the French can do it.

Robert Ri'chard in Harlem

Robert Ri'chard might have a mildly ridiculous stage name, but that ass of his on full display as he strips for the ladies in this Amazon Prime Original Series makes me want to not judge the book by the nom de plume.

Sean Paul Lockhart in Truth

If Sean Paul Lochart looks familiar, that's probably because you were lusting after him as "Brent Corrigan," a prolific twink porn star dubbed "The Traci Lords of Gay Porn" for the controversy of admitting to being not quite of legal for his first titles. At any rate, he's all grown up and starring in this psycho-sexual thriller in which he's a mentally disturbed man who, along with his equally psycho mom, holds his new BF hostage when the lies of his upbringing have been discovered. Question: Are there any romantic comedies featuring gay butts and junk without all the stabbing and false imprisonment and mayhem? Just curious.

Sylvester Stallone in The Italian Stallion

Before Stallone was knocking fists in the ring, he was knocking boots in the indie flick The Italian Stallion. The movie is, well, a whole lot of our boxer banging girl parts as his own low-slung parts fall into view...often. There's some soft frontal action early on but mostly it's a muscular backside ass show.

Wei Kai Huang in Apostles

With a philosophical take on the human condition, existential thoughts on living and dying, and desperate grasping at straws as one shakes off this mortal coil as this film has, you wouldn't think there'd be as much male flesh as there is! But there ya go. 13 men alone in a secluded getaway on the side of Mt. Fuji. Yep, there's gonna be shenanigans! Leading man Jackie Chow goes full frontal over the opening credits and it just goes uphill from there. Or downhill, if you're actually paying attention to the film's theme and plot.

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