Ask Chad: Hard Ons, Pup Play, and Casual Sex…Oh My!

October 29, 2023
CHAD

What up, bishes???!!!!

How was everyone’s week? Mine was full of men! Let’s just say the apps were on fire this week…putting those tricks with my treats. This week I attended Just Cocktails with the Stars at Mickys in West Hollywood. The sexy Michael Del Rey and Max Adonis were on stage, showing off those famous body parts, fucking a pumpkin, and making out. It was HOT! Did you know that Max Adonis travels the US in a van hooking up? Fuck, that’s hot! So if you happen to see a van that’s shaking around, that may just be Max hard at work. LOL. Beep beep!

Anywayyyy, keep those questions coming in, Sexy Bitches, I love reading them! Just like my Sniffies profile says, nothing is off limits: [email protected]

Dear Chad,

The guy I have been dating has really gotten into pup play. I don’t understand it, but let him live out his fantasies. The thing is, he’s dressing as a pup all the time now. Every time we go out to the clubs, he’s in his pup wear. I didn’t mind it every now and then, but it’s a constant thing and I feel weird going out with someone who is head to toe dressed as a pup. What should I do?

Thanks,

Not A Pup Fan

Dear Not A Pup Fan,

As someone who has dipped their toe (and other body parts) into just about every gay fad out there, I have done pup play myself. It was fun, but not something I wanted to do all the time. It’s a lot of effort and it’s hard to drink a martini with a pup hood on. But instead of telling him you don’t want him dressing up, maybe figure out why he loves it so much. What does he get out of dressing up that he doesn’t usually get? Maybe focus on that and see if there’s a way he can feel a certain way without dressing up all the time. There are tons of pup events all over the place now, so maybe find a local bar or club that has a pup night and let him go enjoy himself. It is ok to tell him that maybe tonight, you guys should just go out as normies. Meet him halfway though and let him explore his kinky side. If that doesn’t work, go buy some dog treats and get used to your new role as a handler. Woof woof.

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Dear Chad,

I’ve been fucking this guy weekly for a few months now. He’s hot and cool, but I’m not looking for a boyfriend. This week he wanted to sleep over and then got mad when I told him I didn’t think it was a good idea. Am I being rude?

Thanks,

Casual Sex

Dear Casual Sex,

Giiiirrrllll…he’s in loooooove! LOL. I love casual sex, I love having friends with benefits, BUT, there is always the chance whomever you are fucking will start to get the feels, especially if you are fucking him regularly. Just remind him that you aren’t looking for anything more than casual fun. If he persists or it gets weird, it might be time to look for a new fuck buddy. I’ll send you my resume. LOL

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Hi Chad,

I’ve been getting hard lately at the most random times in the most random places. At work, getting on the bus, going to the grocery store, no matter where, I just get a hard boner. It’s embarrassing and I usually have to head into the bathroom to jerk off. Is something wrong with me?

Thanks,

Hard Guy

Dear Hard Guy,

First of all, how hung are you? Second of all, where do you work? I need to make a visit. LOL. So, you are hard all the time and you’re complaining? LOL. I’m no doctor but I don’t think it’s a medical scare. And it’s really hot. BUT, I can see where a boner might not always be appropriate. What I would do is jerk off twice before you go anywhere. Maybe that will take some of the steam off. If not, buy some really tight underwear to keep it all compact. And if that doesn’t work, swing by my place. We can figure it out together. LOL.