Mr. Man Helps Hank’s Public Privates Celebrate Halloween with These Ten Sexy Costume Ideas

October 21, 2023
HANK ORSO

With Halloween just around the corner, we're all looking for that perfect costume to best show off our ass-ets and Halloweenies when we make that splash at the bar, or an intimate party. The splash you make depends on how intimate you wanna get, so if you're stumped for ideas, let the folks over at Mr. Man help you out! Hank's Public Privates presents Mr. Man's Top Ten Halloween Costume Ideas packed with skin and cosplay. Bring your own dildo and sense of humor! But mostly a dildo.

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Sebastiano Pigazzi in And Just Like That

Take a Hotfellas uniform, a "Giuseppe" nametag and a rolled up sock and you can be strutting onto the set of The Drew Barrymore Show and astounding her with your own large basket!

Daniel Radcliffe in Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

Things got weird indeed when Radcliffe, sporting his best Jim Morrison drag, made like he was going to whip out his wizard's wand just like Morrison did at that notorious 1969 concert in Florida. But it wasn't his flesh squeezbox that got displayed! If you're surprised by Radcliffe's ripped physique, you obviously haven't been keeping up with his movie career of late. And if you can find pics online of his full frontal turn in a London production of Equus, you're a lucky wizard indeed. All you need for this getup is some leather pants and aviator glasses. Oh, and a really bad wig!

TImothée Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name

To be fair, yer boy Hank here never understood what made seemingly every gay on the planet go gaga over this flick. I thought that if one more scene took place while characters languidly lolled by a body of water I was going to scream. But what do I know? Go grab some baggy boxers and a peach and walk into the party ready for action. Extra points for leaving your "used" peach on the snack table!

K.J. Apa and Mark Consuelos in Riverdale

This is more a couple's costume, one as the HS wrestler in a blue singlet, and one as the hot daddy coach. Push the furniture aside, and be prepared to provide an hour of entertainment. Or invite others to join in on the wrestling fun! To do it right, though, that singlet needs to wind up in a ball in the corner!

Taylor Zakhar Perez in Minx

Got a fireman's coat? Got a long prosthetic dick? Then you're ready to strut your stuff as Perez's character going "full frontal" as he pulls a Mark Wahlberg á la Boogie Nights from this tale about another facet of the porn industry. The sexy fireman fake dick facet!

Chase Crawford in The Boys

Furry hottie Crawford gets sucked off by an octopus. No, seriously. And shockingly, this wasn't in Japanese porn! Nor was it the weirdest thing to happen on this show. If you're ready to go full-tilt nut-job, then grab a rubber cephalopod and attach it to your junk. Add some spray-tan and you're good to go at the local marina!

Matthew McConaughey in Magic Mike

Okay you, or someone you know, has a pair of chaps and a cowboy hat. And a thong. C'mon, admit it! Now strip your way into the hearts of those around you as you bump and grind and beg for bills. Then go home and watch this fantastic film about the emotional ins and outs of male strippers also starring Channing Tatum, and based on Tatum's personal experiences.

Chris Hemsworth in Thor: Love and Thunder

Thor. Naked Thor. Bound and naked Thor. In front of Russell Crowe's Zeus. Now where is that porn film?! Until then, if you got the bod for it, or even if you don't, strap some gold rope around your wrists, paint on some fake tats, and hope you don't get arrested.

Adam Devine in The Righteous Gemstones

Devine has always been a cutie, if not an outright sex symbol. Give him time, and he'll grow into his daddyhood. Just check out that beefy bod! Some leather gloves and a Bible and you're ready to preach! Of course, this scene is much sexier if you see the group of hotties he was talking to. Religious mania-inspired orgy, anyone? Check out his audience below.

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in Watchmen

Abdul-Mateen II went full frontal to portray Doctor Manhattan in this wonderful adaptation of the esteemed graphic novel. The costume is easy! Skin-safe, non-toxic blue body paint. A lot of it! More, depending on what you bring to the table, so to speak.

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