Hank and Mr. Man Presents “Hank’s Public Privates”: Celeb DILF Dick Is Good for the Soul

October 13, 2023
HANK ORSO

Welcome to our new series, "Hank's Public Privates" wherein we take a closer look at the more private parts of public celebrities. We love our favorite celebs in their various film and TV projects, and often we're left wondering "So, what are they packin'?" When they take their shirt off, have they ever gone further and fully disrobed? Where can I see the rest of Nick Offerman's bear bod? What's with the bulge in Jon Hamm's shorts? And what exactly did Timothée Chalamet fuck that piece of fruit with?

Well thanks to the fine folks over at Mr. Man, we'll start bringing you all of them (hopefully) and more! For this first weekend edition, we're taking a look at Men Over Fifty, what with the meteoric popularity of Hulu's The Golden Bachelor. No, bachelor Gerry Turner, 72, hasn't gone nude publicly that we know of, but since this show offered up that channel's highest-rated premiere episode to date, we're thinking that folks are figuring out something we here at Fleshbot Gay have known for quite some time: DILF dick is delightful! So enjoy these men in their Golden prime, presented in no particular order! We'll get to the youngsters soon, I promise

Make sure to check out more of your favorite celebrities at Mr. Man!

Ben Daniels, Flesh and Bone

Born in 1964, openly gay British actor Ben Daniels has delighted audiences on stage and screen. You can see a lot more of this dick-wagging hottie in the TV drama Flesh and Bone. This is why I love British television!

Brad Pitt, Once Upon a Time In Hollywood

Hey, it's Brad Pitt. Do I really have to introduce this guy? Born in 1963, he makes me feel guilty for not getting to the gym more often! Pitt's nudes famously leaked in the '90s when paps caught him on a romantic vacation.

Dennis Hopper Carried Away

Dennis Hopper has been in front of and behind the camera since the fifties. Born in 1936, Hopper was one of James Dean's tormentors in Rebel Without a Cause and later tormented Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock in Speed. He was a cutting-edge director with 1969's Easy Rider and scared the bejesus out of us in Blue Velvet. Unconventional to say the least, we miss this crazy guy, having lost him back in 2010.

Jeff Bridges The Door in the Floor

Born in 1946, Bridges was a Hollywood blonde pretty boy in 1971's The Last Picture Show. He's been an A-Lister since, with most contemporary young audiences quoting his Dude from The Big Lebowski. "But, that's just, like, (my) opinion, man."

Liam Neeson Windows

Liam Neeson (b. 1952) helped Jodie Foster come out of the forest in Nell and later saved Jews in Schindler's List. He also kicks all kinds of ass when he's saving his family members in the Taken series! If you wanna see a young Neeson in Game of Thrones cosplay, check him out as Sir Gawain in the excellent Excalibur (1981.) He also has one of the most legendarily large cocks in Hollywood.

Mads Mikkelson Polar

Denmark-born Mikkleson (b. 1965) is best known in America for Casino Royale and for playing Dr. Hannibal in the TV series. But you can see the Full Monty in his nude fight in 2019's Polar.

Pierre Moure Fire at the Lake

Pierre Moure (b. 1983) may not be over fifty, but hey, that ass-eating scene between him and bear hottie Hervé Lassïnce gives him admittance to this list! That's his twink ass getting rimmed in last year's Fire at the Lake, a French indie romance between Moure and an older gent grieving a loss.

Ralph Fiennes A Bigger Splash

Fiennes (b. 1962) is all kinds of fine, whether he's playing a German guard in Schindler's List or Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter series. His British accent and piercing eyes have us at the unspoken, "Yes, Daddy." Don't worry, he plays good guys too, but that's not as much fun.

Viggo Mortenson Captain Fantastic

Whether he's saving hobbits on horseback fully clothed in the Ring series, or showing his perfect ass in the Psycho remake, Viggo Mortenson (b. 1958) is our kind of hero, or anti-hero, depending on which of his many films you're watching. He likes to show his flesh, and we ain't mad about it!

And here's an extra bit of lagniappe from me, yer boy Hank. Bob Hoskins (b. 1942) is a British bear daddy who rises above all celebrity bear dads. He's been a ruthless crime lord in The Long Good Friday and Mona Lisa, and saved cartoon characters in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. And while he's shown a lot of skin in several films, showing off his burly, hirsute goodness, he went full frontal in front of a bunch of refined ladies in 2005's Mrs. Henderson Presents. We lost Hoskins in 2014, and it's been a blow to us ever since.