National Noodle Day: Best Floppy Penises

For National Noodle Day, the folks at Mr. Man are giving us something to slurp up with their favorite delicious floppy and flaccid penises. Niels Schneider understood the assignment, flashing actress Noemie Merlant his huge uncut French cock in Curiosa.

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The seminal prison series Oz was rarely not celebrating National Noodle Day. But Adibese actor Adwale Akinnuoye-Agbaje takes it to the next level by slapping his flaccid cock around during a health exam.

Georgi Naldzhiev actually masturbates in Touch Me Not, but it’s National Noodle Day, so we’re focusing on his girthy dangling manhood. He plays a sex worker who puts on a show for a woman afraid of intimacy.

The openly gay heartthrob Cooper Koch gave his fans what they wanted with his incredible full frontal in the horror movie Swallowed. He struts naked around the house in front of Mark Patton, noodle and all.

Finally, one of our favorite noodles of all time belongs to the gorgeous Juan Manuel Martino. In the homoerotic movie Taekwondo he plays a straight man who serves up a whole pasta dish to his friends in the kitchen. Hey, Happy Noodle Day everyone.

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