Wow, can you believe we’ve made it to episode three of Jimbo Presents: It’s My Special Show!?? It feels like we already have learned so much! Like pole dancing, how to do an anal probe, and how to do the coochie-coo with Charo! We have now arrived at the third episode, and I can’t wait to see what Jimbo has in store for us. This one is called “Roughing It With Dustin Milligan! He stars on Schitt’s Creek and was even a contestant on RuPaul’s Super Secret Celebrity Drag Race! And he’s so gorgeous!
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We are once again back in Jimbo’s boudoir! And she is once again naked and bald-headed! I’m starting to see a trend here! The opening credits roll and we are back in the studio watching Jimbo struggle to put on a dress. This sheer black dress is giving me flashbacks to her makeover challenge look on All Stars 8. It wasn’t pretty, but she won anyway so who cares?! There’s a digital campfire on the stage and suddenly we are transported to Brokeback Mountain! Or so it would seem! Dustin Milligan comes out in his white sweatshirt and glasses and a wedding ring that I choose to pretend isn’t there.
Jimbo and Dustin bond over being Canadian. I forgot that he was Canadian! What a lovely coincidence, eh? Dustin talked about being on Drag Race and feeling welcomed as an outsider. He talked about how much he learned from that process and how it changed his views on gender and expression. I always say drag is so powerful! It really does bring out something special in anyone. Dustin took questions from the thirsty gays in the audience and got to talk about the similarities between himself and his character in Schitt’s Creek. Dustin says his character was smart and organized, totally opposite of himself. Which I disagree with!
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Dustin and Jimbo played a very strange game called “Gloryhole In One” where they use bats that look oddly like penises to get a ball into a hole that is modeled after Pangina’s mouth. I hope she’s making royalties from this! Since she can’t travel to Canada without getting death threats. Dustin is really good at this game! A little too good if you ask me! This segment ended with Jimbo holding the hole up to her face and Dustin shoving his penis bat into the hole. It was an artistic moment for sure.
This episode was so educational! I learned so much about Dustin and his heterosexual lifestyle! I learned about Canada and gloryholes, and the meaning of life! Tune in next week to see what kinds of shenanigans Jimbo will get into next!
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