Diplo Shows Off His Gym Bod And Let Us Just Say… WOOF

August 26, 2023
TOMMY

Diplo made big gay waves last year when he said that not only has he received numerous blow jobs from guys, but that while he's not specifically gay, he's also "not not gay." And now he's keeping himself freshly in the gay zeitgeist by giving his gay followers exactly what they want: his shredded body gettin' all sweaty.

Diplo posted to his Instagram this week showing himself shirtless and doing boxing training. His boxing form is on point, but ,more importantly, his physical form is ON POINT. In the caption, he opened up that the lifestyle of an international DJ is not necessarily the glamourous one people imagine. "You think we live a life of drinking, drugs, and sex but we usually just catch colds and get sleep-deprived." And staying in peak physical shape is one way he stays balanced. "You only have one life and one body that God gave you, so even if I DJ til sunrise—I wanna be up before the flight to walk, run, swim, meditate, or get my ass kicked by a boxing coach I found in the gym."

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But while much of his relaxation involves catching up on lost sleep, his life isn't one entirely deprived of international leisure. The "Where Are You Now" DJ was enjoying some boat time in Sardinia, Italy recently. The inked-up semi-homo was basking in the heat of the sun. Diplo is on an international tour, the current leg of which is in Europe and England. The next two days, he performs in Paris and England, followed by Las Vegas and Washington D.C.

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Though he's not entirely gay, he's clearly Queer. The DJ has previously dated both Katy Perry and M.I.A., and has three kids with two other women, as well. He's also currently rumored to be dating Instagram model Vinetrria, who previously dated Ye back in 2021. Whatever Diplo is, I'm happy to be the gay portion of his "not not gay" journey. As long as he's willing to keep exploring, I'm willing to keep being explored.

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What do you think? Is Diplo just Queerbaiting us? If he needs me to help prove his not-not gayness, I'm always there to "Lean On." Call me anytime and I'll "Be Right There."