Off 2 On With Bobby Beyond: How to Become a Good Kisser

August 22, 2023
BOBBY BEYOND

Humans have been putting their mouths on each other since the beginning of time, so much so that kissing has become a staple in love-making behavior. There’s nothing quite like the anticipation of waiting for a first kiss with a potential lover, whether they’re here for the long haul, or just for the night. But a kiss is not just a kiss, especially when it comes to getting down and dirty. There are many different styles and techniques that make up the perfect make out! Where there is variety, there are choices that can make or break your intraoral debut. But don’t worry, you’re reading Off 2 On with Bobby Beyond, and I’m gonna help your mouth make kisstory!

Stinky breath, food in your teeth, and ungroomed facial hair are the starter pack for mouth-to-mouth disasters! Always prepare as well as you can for success by brushing your teeth for at least two minutes, and don’t forget to brush your tongue. Make sure you floss out any remnants of dinner, and trim the stache around your lips so there isn’t any untamed hair making its way into where it shouldn’t. We love a good beard, but not in our mouths.

Next, we have to talk about a chemistry killer, head-on collisions. Slow down, relax, and approach the other’s lips cautiously. Don’t crash before you even get to the good part. Nothing kills a vibe faster than feeling like someone is getting too aggressive too quickly! After the first contact, it’s a good idea to keep your tongue at bay for at least a minute. Give your partner time to warm up and kiss you back. Once the time is right, start slightly opening your mouth and using your lips to, in a sense, hug the other person’s lips. Just like getting your back blown out, someone will be on the top and the other the bottom, so whichever one you get, that is the lip you'll be “hugging” with your lips. Don’t forget to be sensual! Now, to tongue or not to tongue?

Once the vibe is right, it’s the tongue’s time to shine! The tongue is a muscular organ, and muscles need to be trained! That being said, don’t send it into the other person’s mouth like a soldier into battle. Don’t just stick your tongue in and wiggle it around recklessly. Go delicately, softly at first. It’s best to think of your tongues slow-dancing with one another. Lightly caress the sides of theirs slowly and passionately, and they will hopefully follow suit. The energy will pick up as the kissing goes on, and then it’s time for other activities.

If you’re both getting really into it, the kissing can sometimes devolve into other forms that aren’t appropriate to begin with. For instance, when coming up from going down on your partner, you two may just flick your tongues together as the vibe gets hotter and heavier. The important thing is to practice until your make out skills earn you the compliment, “wow, you’re a really good kisser!” In conclusion, failure to prepare is preparing to fail. Always make sure your mouth is ready to go, and keep that tongue back until the time is right. Now go out and make kisstory!