Grindr Fails: Pokémon, Trespassing, And Cheating Boyfriends

Hello! Welcome to another hilarious installment of Grindr Fails! Here I will react to and dissect some of the craziest Grindr conversations on the internet. There’s never a dull moment on Grindr, and I’m here to talk about it all! We’ve got a Bachelor’s degree! And first degree! What’s the best way to get over a cheating boyfriend? And can you use Pokemon hypnosis to change someone’s sexual preference? Let’s get right into it!

Several things bother me here. That doesn’t say much though. Everything bothers me. I’ll start with the opening of this conversation. The man in the blue chat is very straightforward in asking for the other person’s preferred sexual role. That’s fine! I’d love a complete sentence, but this is Grindr, so I know that’s a lot to ask. Then, the guy in the blue isn’t satisfied with the other guy’s answer, so he decides to be funny. The Pokemon reference could be cute, but I honestly don’t think I’d be all that amused. And it doesn’t look like the guy in the yellow is either. I don’t blame him. NEXT!

The gays are so messy, and I live for it! As a gay who is occasionally messy, I relate to this conversation. So we know that the guy in the blue chat is in a couple just by seeing the first message from the guy in the yellow chat. He then recounts the story of how he was in a relationship, and his boyfriend cheated on him with another guy who was also in a relationship. He did exactly what I would do: he found the other man’s boyfriend, and they decided to get some revenge. That revenge turned into love, and now they’re in a relationship of their own! And by the looks of it, they aren’t monogamous! Everything happens for a reason! Let this be a lesson to all of you: if he cheats, get your revenge!

Oop! I guess there are two kinds of people in the world. And life is all about balance, right? The guy in the yellow is so happy to be celebrating his college graduation! And he should be! That’s not easy or cheap! I’m sure he’s drowning in student loan debt, but that’s beside the point! The man in the blue chat thinks it’s cute to say he got his degree the week before! How cool, right? No. It turns out the other guy did not get a Bachelor’s degree. His degree was first-degree trespassing. I know it’s a red flag, but something about it is so hot to me. 

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