Oh my goodness, what a week it’s been! It is once again time for Fleshlinks! This is the weekly article where I bring you the most iconic hot topics that you need to know about! So much has happened in the world of pop culture! We’ve also got some lovely porn deals for you! I am letting Jonah Hill have it this week! Why is the FBI using Taylor Swift as a promotional tool? Is the Barbie promotional tour too much? Hugh Jackman is wearing the yellow Wolverine suit! And of course, we are diving into the new Britney Spears memoir! This week is stacked with fun! So grab some lotion and get to scrolling!
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Britney Spears Sets Fall Date for 'Brave' Memoir 'The Woman in Me'
The internet nearly broke when Britney Spears teased that she had a special announcement last week. At least the gay side of the internet nearly broke. There were rumors of a new fragrance announcement, but I’m so glad it wasn’t that. I love the Britney fragrances! They are a drag staple! But we don’t want another fragrance! There are also rumors swirling around that Britney is releasing a new single with Will.I.Am. But that hasn’t been announced yet either. Instead, she announced that her long-awaited memoir The Woman In Me will be released in October! I’ve already pre-ordered my copy! This is the book that so many a-listers sent legal letters about. It’s gonna be good!!
NakedSword X Rhyheim Has a Bevy of Orgies, DP, and Hot Brazilian Sex!
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Hugh Jackman wears yellow Wolverine suit in first look at 'Deadpool 3’
Did you see the picture of Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman on the set of Deadpool 3!? You know the one! The picture of them in costume walking in what appears to be a beach or a desert. Hugh Jackman is reprising his iconic performance as Wolverine, even though we all thought he was done. Well surprise, bitch! Daddy Hugh Jackman is back and this time he’s wearing the iconic yellow suit from the comics! We’ve waiting so long for this moment! This movie is currently filming, and there are rumored to be several other surprise cameos. They probably want to hurry up and finish production in case the actors go on strike. Which could happen really soon! I’ll be anxiously waiting for this movie’s release!
Shadow and Adrian Hart Have a Hot Classroom Fuck For Noir Male.
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Last week was the pink carpet premiere of the Barbie movie in LA, and it was so camp! This is quite possibly the most heavily-marketed movie of all time. The promotion of this film started nearly a year ago, and everywhere I look I feel like I’m seeing another ad or press thing for this movie. And the premiere was no different. These people spared no expense! Nicki Minaj showed up in at least 40 inches of human hair (Luxx Noir London just left the chat). It is truly wild, and the fact that Oppenheimer is coming out on the same day is just what the internet needs. The memes have been lovely, gal! I’m hearing now that theatres are offering double feature tickets for these movies. I can’t! But I will be watching Barbie this weekend!
Kyle Fletcher & Ashton Silvers Cruise at the Gym for Next Door Studios!
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— FBI Washington Field (@FBIWFO) July 10, 2023
U.S. Government Debuts ‘Speak Now (FBI’s Version)’ Encouraging Taylor Swift Fans to Report Crimes
I will start this by saying that I like Taylor Swift! I think she has some fierce bops, and there’s no denying her power in the culture. Hence the drama over her ticket sales and how it was nearly impossible to get them. That being said, this needs to stop. She just released the new version of her album Speak Now. As you know, she is re-recording her albums since her catalog was sold against her will, yada yada yada—we’ve already talked about this. But now the FBI is using her new album to encourage Taylor Swift fans to report crimes. I get it. Swifties do give me snitch energy. Swifties are the ones who remind the teacher they forgot to collect the homework.
The Locker Room Sex for Men Over 30 Is Too Good to Resist!
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I’m sure by now you have seen the screenshots of the text conversations between Jonah Hill and his ex-girlfriend Sarah Brady. They pretty much show Jonah Hill being the absolute worst kind of person. He was telling her the kind of people she should be around, and what she can and can’t post online. It was truly wild. And he was weaponizing all this therapy jargon he learned. It was a master class in gaslighting and manipulation. People online are even blaming her for sharing it!! It’s sad how society constantly villainizes women. Did anyone ready those horrible things he said to her? It’s clear he’s an insecure man of privilege with very low self-esteem. His behavior is that of a gross straight white man of subhuman intelligence. I hope he has the day he deserves.
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