Grindr Fails: Paying For Sex, Yelling Via Text, And Board Games

Hello gorgeous! The time has come for another fierce installment of Grindr Fails! I love curating and reacting to all these crazy conversations! This week, we’ve got a man offering someone money for sex! Another guy is screaming over a dick pic! But it’s not all bad! We’ve also got a very romantic encounter involving board games and possibly some footed pajamas. I made up the part about the pajamas, but it would be so cute! Anyway, check out these insane scenarios below! They’re sure to make you feel a lot better about your own love life! 

Conversations like this are so hard to come by. So often the exchanges on these apps are so transactional! Maybe people don’t realize that sex will be better with someone who makes you laugh. If I was the guy in the blue, I’d want to see this man immediately. Bewitched, Monopoly, Snacks, and adult activities to end the night? That quite literally sounds like the perfect night. A little bit of romance can’t hurt. Even though I do also love a quick rendezvous with a mysterious man whose name I don’t even know.

Okay, on to more annoying news! Though I do not condone the all-caps and abusive language from the man in the blue chat, I get his frustration. It will never make sense to me how people want to meet for sexual activities without sending pictures. Earlier in this conversation, the man in blue asked for a picture a few different times. The man in yellow kept asking if he wants to me. So finally the man in blue blew up (pun intended). He starts insulting the man in the yellow chat, and he ends up liking it! He says he’s a sub and to keep putting him down. Men are the worst. It’s dangerous out there, so be careful.

Girl, not the “$200 to come seed my ass”!! The man in blue tried to ask this other fellow on a date. Then after he didn’t get a response, offered him $200 in exchange for sex! The man in yellow responded that he’s been getting these messages from the man in blue for years. Then proceeds to say he’s not a whore and not for hire. I can not relate. I am a whore and I will take your money, sir. And before you try to shame me, know that you’re out here giving it up to randoms and you can’t even get a text back!

I hope you enjoyed these exchanges as much as I did!

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