Grindr Fails: No Pic No Chat, Bottom Shaming and Drag Shows

Hello to all the true beauties reading this! Welcome to another week of Grindr Fails! I am always delighted to provide you with the most hilarious Grindr screenshots on the internet! I’m providing a curated selection of fierce clap backs and one-liners, along with my own commentary. This week we’re reminding you to tip your local queens, even if it’s with just the tip! We’ve also got the only humble gay man on earth! And do tops deserve rights? I’m discussing all that and more! So get to scrolling, my love!

 

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Honestly, there can be any number of reasons why a person may abstain from sex. And frankly, it’s nobody’s business. It sounds like the person in blue is the top in this situation. I just assume because he asks the guy in the blue when was the last time he got fucked. If the person in the yellow is a bottom who hasn’t had sex in a while, it’s probably because men are garbage and don’t deserve him! I’m biased and maybe a little bitter, but the way some of these men barely brush their teeth while the receptive partner is expected to power wash his colon is insane. I don’t blame him.

 

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I don’t know about you, but I’m sold! It’s refreshing to see such humble behavior from the man in blue. Honestly, I’d hook up with him just for his honesty. Which is rare for men. This takes “I only send bad pics so they’re impressed when they see me in person” to a whole new level. I’ll admit I don’t go crazy trying to make my intimate pictures look like works of art. I like to set the bar low, which appears to be what this couple is doing. Did I ever tell you about the guy who refused to send me any pictures but kept describing his face to me? He literally said, “I promise I’m good-looking, just trust me.” YEAH OKAY! Just pull up in your windowless van and I’ll hop right in.

 

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This is genius. This is legendary. This is what they teach you when you go to school for marketing. Someone give this queen a raise and a standing ovation because this is fierce. It’s almost like the meme where the address is an animal shelter and the other person is like, “Um, that’s an animal shelter.” And the other person was like, “Yeah, I hear they take in strays. I do not. Good night.” I support this behavior. And I love a queen who hosts! This is your reminder to support your local queens. And this is a reminder for you local queens to promote your gigs by any means necessary. Up to but not limited to Grindr. Werk.

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