Polls Over Poles, Stranded in Conversation, and Gym Bunny Beginnings: This Week’s A

It's the end of April but you bitches are still showering me with questions, and guess who is here to help a homo out? Well I guess it's gonna be May.

This week, your questions got me feeling all types of way. Keep 'em coming! As my Sniffies profile says, Nothing is off limits: [email protected]

Dear Chad,

Most of my friends are queer and have a fierce position when it comes to politics, however, my bestie does not vote. I am embarrassed to even be asking this but how do I get him to vote? His only interests are 'Drag Race' and Sniffies! What do I have to do to get him to the OTHER polls?!

Sincerely,

VOTE BLUE

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Hey VOTE BLUE, I totally hear your frustration and I have the perfect solution miss girl. Help him register to vote and then when it's time, invite him out to go shopping, he won't be able to resist. Then take him to the poles and get his ass in a booth. It's like putting a pill in a hotdog for your pet, but for your friend who clearly doesn't want rights. Good luck!
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Chad!

The other day at the bar my friends left me with this guy that I was not into at all, and he kept talking my ear off the whole night when I really just wanted to be with my friends but I didn't know how to tell him to go away and let me go back to my girls! What would you do?

With Love,

STUCK

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Oof, guys try to trap me all the time in lame-ass conversations, and their favorite time is when you're least interested. What I do is straight up hit them with the "Hey I love this conversation but what I would really like is to go back to my friends, K? Thanks!" and make a run for it. I know it feels awk as hell but you have to rip off the bandaid and not give a fuck! Don't entertain him longer or else he will think he actually has a shot and will persist even harder. Just break it off and GO.

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Hi Chad,

I always get so jealous of those hot muscle gays wearing their stringer tanks and posting thirst traps on IG. I have always secretly wanted to get into the gym and work on my body but have always shied away because it's so intimidating. What if I look stupid or they make fun of me because I don't look like them or know what I'm doing?

Please Help,

Shy boy

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Hi Shy boy, listen, every one of those fit gays and roid bros had a day one and started exactly where you are. Understand that to get where they are, you have to start where you are. If you're scared of looking stupid, watch YouTube videos or hire a personal trainer! If someone makes fun of you, tell the manager! They don't want that behavior in there. Also, it's a made-up fear in your head. Most people think they're gonna made fun of but they're at best going to just help you correct your form and at worst watch you do it wrong silently. If you need a confidence boost, ask one of your friends that already works out to let you go with them for a day to break the ice. You've got this, now get in there and get your muscle queen fantasy, henny!

Got a question for me? Nothing is off-limits! Email me: [email protected]. Until next time!